介绍： 歌曲出自专辑"Family Guy: Live in Vegas"
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Baby , you were crazy if you thought I loved ya
宝贝，如果你觉得我爱你那你是真疯了
Cause the “Q” Man loves nobody but himself
因为你“Q”哥除了他自己谁也不爱
I never knew how twisted a fellow could be
我从来不知道一个人可以如此古怪
Hey , I guess it’...

介绍： 歌曲出自专辑"Family Guy: Live in Vegas"
网易云上就能搜到

Baby , you were crazy if you thought I loved ya
宝贝，如果你觉得我爱你那你是真疯了
Cause the “Q” Man loves nobody but himself
因为你“Q”哥除了他自己谁也不爱
I never knew how twisted a fellow could be
我从来不知道一个人可以如此古怪
Hey , I guess it’s good I never told ya I’m into pee
嘿，那我估计你会庆幸我没告诉你我喜欢玩尿
Don’t you ever listen to your inner conscience ?
你难道从没想过要听听自己内心的良知吗？
Oh , I'm sorry , babe , I wasn’t listening , what ?
嚯，不好意思，宝贝，我没在听哦，你刚说了啥？
You really are a total scum
你真是个彻头彻尾的人渣
If only you could see the man that you’ve become !
如果你能认识到你现在是个什么B样！

Baby , you were crazy if you thought I loved ya
宝贝，如果你觉得我爱你那你是真疯了
Cause the “Q” Man loves nobody !
因为你“Q”哥谁也不爱！
You really love nobody !
你确实谁也不爱！
And boy I mean nobody !
我就是谁也不爱！
And boy you mean nobody !
你就是谁也不爱！
But my own sweet flippin’ self !
除了咱亲爱又该死的自己！

All right , look , whatever your problem is
行了，听好了，不管你有什么问题
Just get it off your breast-chest
现在就“敞开胸襟”吧
I thought you gave me your heart
我还以为你付出了真心
I gave you VD , isn’t that enough ?
我付了你杏病，那还不够吗？
You said that we’d never part
你说过我们永不分离
Oh , I was just kidding
噢，我就开个玩笑
You gave me your lovers’ vow
你为我许下海誓山盟
Ha ! If you really thought I meant it
哈！如果你真觉得我是认真的
You oughtta get your head examined right now !
你现在就应该马上去检查一下脑子！
You told me you’d never stray
你说你永远都不会背叛出轨
Well , that’s cause we hadn’t had seex yet
好吧，那是因为那个时候我们还没上过床呢
And then you just walked away
然后你就这么离开了我
Ain’t I a stinker ?
谁不知道我是个臭流氓呢？
Your attitude really stank !
你的态度真让人厌恶！
Look , you don’t need to be a genius to see that I was giving you the yank yank !
你看，就算你不是个天才也看得出我就是玩玩你！
What else did you BS me about ?
你还跟我放过什么狗屁？
Well , since you asked…
行吧，既然你诚心诚意地发问了...
Remember when I said I was going down the block
还记得那次我说要出去
To grab a couple boozers with a pal ?
和一位朋友喝几杯酒吗？
Yeah , you had a friend from college that you had to meet
记得，你说是去见一位大学朋友
No , I was at the women’s shoe store looking at feet !
骗你的，我其实是到女鞋店看脚去咯！
What ?
你说什么？
Remember when I said I had a dental checkup ?
还记得那次我说去做牙科检查吗？
Well , let me say that I give quite a root canal
要我说，那次我也算是给别人做了次不错的“根管治疗”
Heh , heh , all right
嘿，嘿，安逸
You promised me that you’d be true
你说过会对我忠诚
Hey ! To me you’re just vagiina number 6-0-2
嘿！对我来说你只不过是第602号引道

Baby , you were crazy if you thought I loved ya
宝贝，如果你觉得我爱你那你是真疯了
Cause the “Q” Man loves nobody !
因为你“Q”哥谁也不爱！
You really love nobody !
你确实谁也不爱！
And boy I mean nobody !
我就是谁也不爱！
And boy you mean nobody !
你就是谁也不爱！
But my own sweet flippin’ self !
除了咱亲爱又该死的自己！

What do you have to say for yourself , you slime ?
你还有什么想辩解的，你个满嘴跑火车的？
Can I just squeeze your left tit a little bit ?
能不能让我就稍微揉一下你的左奶？
You’re the most insensitive man I’ve ever met
你是我见过最麻木不仁的人了
Aw , that’s not true
嗷，那可不是真的
I’ve got feelings the same as the next guy
我和其他人一样有情感
Well , last week , my grandma died
比如，上周，我奶奶去世了
I was really uspset
我还很难过来着
Oh , I’m sorry
噢，我很抱歉
So , how about a hannd job ?
那，打个胶先？

Cause the “Q” Man loves nobody !
因为你“Q”哥谁也不爱！
You really love nobody !
你确实谁也不爱！
And boy I mean nobody !
我就是谁也不爱！
And boy you mean nobody !
你就是谁也不爱！
But my own !
除了咱！
Sweet , flippin’ self !
亲爱又该死的自己！

Come on , honey
走吧，亲爱的
I’ll make it up to you
我会补偿你的
I’ll buy you some lingerie , heh
我给你买点情趣内衣，嘿
Giggity , giggity , giggidty , giggity !
给给提，给给提，给给提，给给提！

What a delightful couple
真是有趣的一对
She’s got boobies !
她有莱莱！
Yes , she does
没错，她是有
Chris , but we don’t use that word in public
Chris，但我们在公共场合不会用那个词
She’s got....teats !
她有...莱头！
We don’t say that either
我们也不会用这个词
Well , what the heck am I supposed to say ?
行吧，那我到底该说哪个词？
I would just not bring it up at all
要是我就不会谈起这个话题

God , Chris , you’re such an idiot !
我天，Chris，你真是个白痴！
Well , my dear
好了，亲爱的
You’re not exactly the cream of the crop yourself
你自己也完全不是什么精英
You know
你知道的
And , by the way
还有，提一嘴
When was the last time you had a date ?
你上次约会是什么时候了？
…I have one tonight ?
...我今晚就有一个？
Really ?
真的吗？
Well , for your sake
行吧，考虑到你的情况
I hope it’s with Jack LaLanne
我希望那个对象会是杰克·拉兰内
Ha ! Brian , Brian
哈！布莱恩，布莱恩
Huh ?
哈？
Oh , dude , I had my hand up for a high five
噢，好兄弟，我都举手准备击掌了
And you totally freaking dissed me
结果你踏马根本没注意到我
Oh , sorry , you , uh , wanna try again ?
噢，我的，你，额，想再来一遍不？
Yes
来嘛
Uh , ok , one , two , three
噢，准备，一，二，三
Ow , my eye !
噢，我的眼睛！
Oh , sorry
噢，对不起
I haven’t high fived anyone in about six years
我大概有六年没和任何人击过掌了

Well , you folks out there have probably wondered
你们台下的各位可能都想知道
If we ever hang out with other cartoon characters in our spare time
我们私底下和其它卡通角色有没有交集
Well , we try to avoid it
其实，我们会尽量避免这种情况
Because frankly
因为老实说
They’re a pretty assholic bunch
他们完全是一群混蛋
Yeah , I mean listen to what happened last week...
确实，不信听听上周发生了什么事吧...