Loves a chicken Korma but he hates the hands that cook it

Pinch a cheeky bottom says there's never harm in looking

Take him anywhere and you'll regret you ever took him

Away to Spain again the lads just made a cheeky booking (Wahey!)

Shout at locals, drunken scuffling

He's always right and nobody can tell him nothing

Dancing round the room, look at how his feet are shuffling

As me makes obnoxious phone calls trying to get the drugs in

What do you reckon one or two?

Get a few, what's the plan?

Just another day in the life of a big dumb man

Yeh he's a man,

Yeh he's a proper manly man

You little boys just really wouldn't understand

Yeh he's a man,

Yeh he's a proper manly man

You little boys just really wouldn't understand

Sunday roast, choking down some gammon

All these rules, things he can't say, he just can't understand em

Misses the days when he could count on Clarkson, May and Hammond

Now it's only mediocre gear that he can't get his hands on

Passed the Queen on the way up his nose

Dearest old Elizabeth May God save her soul

Says the fabric of this country consists of silk and gold

Who cares if it was stolen and you should just ignore the holes

Now what do you reckon one or two?

Get a few, what's the plan?

Just another day in the life of a big dumb man

Yeh he's a man,

Yeh he's a proper manly man

You little boys just really wouldn't understand

Yeh he's a man,

Yeh he's a proper manly man

You little boys just really wouldn't understand

Yeh he's a man,

Yeh he's a proper manly man

You know, a proper man, a proper manly man

Yeh, yeh, he's a man,

Yeh he's a proper manly man

You know, a proper man, a proper manly man

Yeh he's a man

Till you say something he don't like he then all his toys are out the pram

But that's a man

Init? Yeh that's a man I think

He's a proper manly man

You know, a proper man, a proper manly man

The g spot don't exist mate

Thats just feminist propaganda

Yeh he's a man,

Yeh he's a proper manly man

You little boys just really wouldn't understand

Yeh he's a man,

Yeh he's a proper manly man

You little boys just really wouldn't understand