介绍： Caroline O'Connor；John Bolton

VLAD

(spoken) Ever since that first day I saw you at court, I knew I was beneath you.

LILY

(spoken) You were right, darling. You were.

BLAD

I noticed you across a room-

The most exquisite rose.

The tiniest tiara and

That haughty little nose.

I flirted with you shameles...

介绍： Caroline O'Connor；John Bolton

VLAD

(spoken) Ever since that first day I saw you at court, I knew I was beneath you.

LILY

(spoken) You were right, darling. You were.

BLAD

I noticed you across a room-

The most exquisite rose.

The tiniest tiara and

That haughty little nose.

I flirted with you shamelessly.

LILY

Or so the scandal goes...

The Countess

VLAD

And the common man.

We tiptoes off to Peterhof

To have a royal fling.

LILY

My husband was oblivious;

Count's never know a thing!

VLAD

And all of it was perfect...

LILY

'Till you stole my diamond ring!

BOTH

The countess

And the common man.

VLAD

Cologne in the bedclothes,

The pastry and wine.

LILY

And under the table

Your foot touching mine.

BOTH

And how my heart beat

When you sent me "our sign."

LILY

I loved you...

VLAD

You loved me

And oh, it was simply

BOTH

Divine.

VLAD

Who would have known.

My little rose,

We're back where we began.

LILY

And I suppose

That you'll propose

Another sneaky plan!

Which I'll resist...

VLAD

Until you're kissed...

BOTH

For nothing's better than...

LILY

The countess

VLAD

And the common man

BOTH

The countess

And the common man.