介绍： Christy Altomare；John Bolton；Derek Klena

VLAD

You were born in a palace by the sea

DMITRY

A palace by the sea

ANYA

Could it be?

VLAD

Yes, it’s so

You rode horseback when you were only three

ANYA

Horseback riding? Me?

DMITRY

Horse’s name

VLAD

Romeo

You threw tantrums and terrorized the cook...

介绍： Christy Altomare；John Bolton；Derek Klena

VLAD

You were born in a palace by the sea

DMITRY

A palace by the sea

ANYA

Could it be?

VLAD

Yes, it’s so

You rode horseback when you were only three

ANYA

Horseback riding? Me?

DMITRY

Horse’s name

VLAD

Romeo

You threw tantrums and terrorized the cook

Ha!

How the palace shook

DMITRY

Charming child

VLAD

Wrote the book

But you’d behave when your father gave that look

DMITRY

Imagine how it was

Your long forgotten past

DMITRY & VLAD

We’ve lots and lots to teach you and the time is going fast

VLAD (spoken)

Let’s see you walk

Head up

Regal bearing

(sung)

Now shoulders back and stand up tall

And do not walk, but try to float

ANYA

I feel a little foolish

Am I floating?

DMITRY

Like a sinking boat

VLAD

You give a bow

ANYA

What happens now?

VLAD

Your hand receives a kiss

DMITRY & VLAD

Most of all remember this

VLAD

If I can learn to do it

You can learn to do it

DMITRY

Something in you knows it

DMITRY & VLAD

There’s nothing to it

VLAD

Follow in my footsteps

Shoe by shoe

DMITRY & VLAD

You can learn to do it too

DMITRY

Now elbows in and sit up straight

And do not slurp the stroganoff

ANYA

I never cared for stroganoff

VLAD

She said that like a Romanov

DMITRY

The Samovar

VLAD

The caviar

ANYA

Dessert and then goodnight?

DMITRY & VLAD

Not until you get this right

VLAD

If I can learn to do it

DMITRY

If he can learn to do it

VLAD

You can learn to do it

DMITRY

You can learn to do it

VLAD

Pull yourself together

DMITRY & VLAD

And you’ll pull through it

VLAD

Tell yourself it’s easy

DMITRY & VLAD

And it’s true

You can learn to do it too

VLAD (spoken)

Who is your great grandmother?

ANYA (spoken)

Queen Victoria.

VLAD (spoken)

Great-great grandmother?

ANYA (spoken)

Princess Victoria of Saxe-Coburg-Saalfeld.

VLAD (spoken)

Your best friend is?

ANYA (spoken)

My little brother Alexei.

DMITRY (spoken)

Wrong. Your best friend is -

ANYA (spoken)

I know who my best friend is.

DMITRY (spoken)

What a temper.

ANYA (spoken)

I don’t like being contradicted.

DMITRY (spoken)

That makes two of us.

VLAD (spoken)

Continuing on.

ANYA

I’ve had it

And I hate you both

I’m sorry that we ever met

I’m hungry

And I’m frightened

And I’m only human

Don’t forget

I don’t remember anything

Get out and let me be

VLAD

Anya, darling

Look at me

We're all frightened

Well, slightly, now and then

Shall we start again?

Take a breath

Count to ten

You have courage

And strength you barely know

So blow that little nose

And dry those pretty eyes

A princess like Your Majesty can do this if she tries

Ready?

DMITRY

Set

ANYA

Go

VLAD

Now here’s your great-aunt Olga

DMITRY

How she frolicked

On the Volga

ANYA

Oh!

VLAD

Your distant cousin Vanya

Loved his vodka

DMITRY

Got it, Anya?

ANYA

No.

VLAD

The Duke of Oldenburg was short

DMITRY

Louise of Baden

ANYA

Had a

DMITRY

Wart

VLAD

Count Sergei

DMITRY

Wore a feathered hat

VLAD

I hear he’s gotten very fat

ANYA

And I recall his yellow cat

VLAD

I don’t believe we told her that

DMITRY & VLAD

If you can learn to do it

ANYA

If I can learn to do it

DMITRY & VLAD

He can learn to do it

ANYA

You can learn to do it

DMITRY & VLAD

Pull yourself together

ALL

And we’ll pull through it

VLAD

Tell yourself it’s easy

ALL

And it’s true

DMITRY & VLAD

You can learn to do it

ANYA

Nothing to it

ALL

You can learn to do it

ANYA

The caviar

The stroganoff

The Samovar

The feathered hat

The cousin drank

The Duke was short

And here a wart

And there a cat

The horse’s name was Romeo

So tell me something new

VLAD & DMITRY

Ha!

ANYA

Ah!

ALL

You can learn to do it too