介绍： In my perfect world 在我的完美世界里
There're rivers, clouds, and trees 有绿树 白云 和小溪
There will be boys and girls 男孩女孩全到齐
Not to mention birds and bees 小鸟蜜蜂不缺席
Oh just watch it twirl! 且看它旋转嬉戏
Like that guy on LSD? 就像那个吸*的家伙一样?
Yeah! 是啊
It's my perfect world! 这就是我的完...

介绍： In my perfect world 在我的完美世界里
There're rivers, clouds, and trees 有绿树 白云 和小溪
There will be boys and girls 男孩女孩全到齐
Not to mention birds and bees 小鸟蜜蜂不缺席
Oh just watch it twirl! 且看它旋转嬉戏
Like that guy on LSD? 就像那个吸*的家伙一样?
Yeah! 是啊
It's my perfect world! 这就是我的完美世界
Made by the perfect me! 创造者就是完美的我
That's cool and all 挺炫酷的哦
But I think my party's gonna be way cooler than that 可我觉得我的趴炫酷多了
Yeah 是啊
Is your world gonna have sweet party and fun? 你的世界里会有好玩儿的派对吗
Yeah! 有啊
Definitely! 当然啦
In this perfect place, 在这个完美的地方
We'll have every kind of cheese 起司种类满目琳琅
And no married gays 同性婚姻是违法乱纪
and no ***on TV 电视里面要穿着得体
And every seven days 每到礼拜天
everyone will worship ME! 都来膜拜我
Wait, what? 等等 啥?
No booze or caffeine 酒和咖啡都没有
No being mean 尖酸刻薄给我走
Just a life of meaning 人生活得有意义
That's the world I'm dreaming for 这就是我的希冀
Or, we could go get drunk 我们可以喝点小酒
Crush some puss 泡个妞
And make our worlds later 创造世界先放一边
Yeah! 是啊
We're all gonna make our worlds, eventually 反正迟早是要创造世界
It's actually really easy 又不是什么难事儿
I made one while you were singing just then 你唱的时候我已经造出来了
hahahahahaha 哈哈哈哈哈哈
Guys, we're deities 兄弟们 我们可是神
with responsibilities 身负重任
to make species 造物造人
free of these hostilities 朗朗乾坤
so pardon me please 请你们放过我
if parties aren't for me 我不想去什么趴体
I'd rather have control of my faculties! 只想发挥我的能力
Pleeease. You're so uptight. 装什么正直啊
You make a world 等你创造世界
toss it out in space 放到宇宙空间
and leave everything else to chance 任他自生自灭
What's the big deal 又有什么关系
We can't just abandon beings to chance and entropy 我们不能任由他们自生自灭
We have to shield our world from improprieties 必须保护他们免遭淫邪罪孽
so their societies don't have anxieties 社会也就不会沦落焦虑遍野
I'm going to make a world out of spaghetti! 我要用意面来创造我的世界
No! 别这样!
You see 你看
people are prone to duality 人性总是飘摇不定
so someone has to police their morality 道德无人监管怎行
Whether it's in the home, or in between the sheets 家里床上都得正经
I MADE A WORLD FILLED WITH BEES!!! 我造了一个蜜蜂的世界
Just bees! 全是蜜蜂
No! 才不是!
In my perfect world 在我的完美世界里
everything will be just splendid 一切都是如此美丽
Every pube well curled 阴毛卷曲得刚好到位
every pun well intended 双关语说得令人回味
In my perfect world... 在我的完美世界里
there'll be be no disease 再也没有顽疾
and no hidden fees 也不会乱收钱
and no slot machines 没有了老虎机
or angsty teens 也没问题少年
There'll be mobile phones 人人手机在手
and dogs with bones 狗狗叼着骨头
piping hot calzones 新鲜乳酪馅饼
and finally... 到那时...
I won't be alone... 我就不再孤单