介绍： Talk Show Episode: Saturday Night Live—Kristen Stewart Monologue

Background Music: Bad Things—by MGK & Camila Cabello

Catch Phrase:
- I gotta tell you. (=I have got to tell you.)：我必须得说
- Check it out：去看看／试试…
- 表示兴奋：That’s so crazy!/I know (right?)!
- To be fair: 凭良心说

Humor Master...

介绍： Talk Show Episode: Saturday Night Live—Kristen Stewart Monologue

Background Music: Bad Things—by MGK & Camila Cabello

Catch Phrase:
- I gotta tell you. (=I have got to tell you.)：我必须得说
- Check it out：去看看／试试…
- 表示兴奋：That’s so crazy!/I know (right?)!
- To be fair: 凭良心说

Humor Master:
- 紧张时大方表现出来，以读代讲作为开场
E.g. I’m a little nervous… (……有点紧张)

Full Script:
Thank you. Thank you so much.
谢谢，谢谢大家
It’s really great to be hosting Saturday Night Live, I gotta tell you.
我必须得说，能够在这里主持周六夜场秀真的是很棒
I’m here to promote my movie Twilight, which this week has been on iTunes for eight years.
我是来这里推广我的电影暮光之城的，这周它已经在iTunes上八年了
Check it out.
去看看吧
I’m a little nervous to be hosting, because I know the president’s probably watching.
我有点小紧张在这儿主持，因为我知道总统也许正看着
And I don’t think he likes me that much.
我觉得他不怎么喜欢我
Here’s how I know.
我是如何知道的呢
Four years ago, this guy named Rob (Robert)… We broke up and we got back together.
四年前，这个叫罗伯特的人…我们分手了又复合了
For some reason, it made Donald Trump go insane.
出于某些原因，这使川普疯了
Here’s what he actually tweeted and this is real:”….”
这是他在推特上写的，这是真的：“……”
Now I know what you’re thinking.
我知道你们现在在想什么
That’s so crazy. The president tweeted about me once.
这太疯狂啦，总统曾经写了一条关于我的推文
No no no, the president tweeted about me 11 times.
不不不，总统写了关于我的11条推文。
He also said, “…”
他还说：“……”
I know. Then one day later, he tweeted, “…”
我懂我懂。接着一天后，他又发推文：“……”
Okay, so to be fair, I don’t think Donald Trump hated me, I think he’s in love with my boyfriend.
好了，凭良心说，我觉得川普不讨厌我，我想他是爱上了我的男友。