介绍： 自购/自译。Ken Ashcorp的作品，油管上将近290W播放的勇战同人曲
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Lyrics:

Pick up my sword it's time to do business/捡起我的剑，是时候做点事情了
Strap on my cloak I'm 'bout to roll with this/绑在披风后面，我要做这件事
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介绍： 自购/自译。Ken Ashcorp的作品，油管上将近290W播放的勇战同人曲
若有可能请支持作者------------
不懂怎么买可以咨询我。
评论区有车
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Lyrics:

Pick up my sword it's time to do business/捡起我的剑，是时候做点事情了
Strap on my cloak I'm 'bout to roll with this/绑在披风后面，我要做这件事
When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees/成为冒牌勇者之时，却不知世界都将为我屈膝

Call me the chef cause I'll make your blood boil/叫我厨师因为我会让你血液沸腾
(Hora Hora) Gimme some of dat coil/(哎 哎)教给我一些战斗技能吧
Snake oil 'cause you know I aim to please /爱丽丝你知道我需要它们

Tickle my fancy, tickle my prostate /骚动我的幻想，让我身痒难耐
Don't get me off cause I'll just get irate/别让我离开因为我只会因此愤怒
Put in my place but I'll break out once again/尽管放马过来，我会再一次突破束缚

All these encounters may just leave me scarred/所有的这些遭遇可能只会让我伤痕累累
And when I'm rock hard, I fucking rock hard/当我很艰难的时候，非常艰难的时候
Like Alice, we're down the rabbit hole my friend/像爱丽丝一样，我们会掉进兔子洞里

I don't give a damn, not an iota/我不会咒骂，哪怕只是一点点
Motherfucker, I'm the Straightest Shota/我就是那个最正直的正太

I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail/我置身于一个任务，我知道我不能失败
I will prevail/我会战胜
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail/即使可能有许多敌人让我从此失踪
I'm in love/我春心荡漾
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale/膝盖发软脸色苍白
Only one thing left to do/只剩下一件事要去做
Touch Fluffy Tail/————摸摸毛茸茸的尾巴

Lately I know I'm going so crazy/最近我知道我越来越疯狂
Never thought goodness would be so hazy/从未想过好事会变得如此朦胧
Once you wrap me up yeah you know I'm caught/把我缠起来，对，你知道我被抓了

But sorry, baby, I just can't get with this/不过很抱歉，宝贝，我不能沉沦
Gotta get out and get back to business/我得挣脱束缚回到使命上
Tofu or Tail? Oh, it's food for thought/选择豆腐还是尾巴呢？哦，这是精神粮食

I don't give a damn, not an iota/我不会咒骂，哪怕只是一点点
Motherfucker, I'm the Straightest Shota/我就是那个最正直的正太

I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail/我置身于一个任务，我知道我不能失败
I will prevail/我会战胜
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail/即使可能有许多敌人让我从此失踪
I'm in love/我春心荡漾
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale/膝盖发软脸色苍白
Only one thing left to do/只剩下一件事要去做
Touch Fluffy Tail/————摸摸毛茸茸的尾巴

We'll see the light of day again my dear/亲爱的我们会看到光明的日子再次降临
Let's go on an adventure/让我们继续冒险吧
The heavens frown upon us on this day/这一天上天也为我们皱眉
But I've still got my quota/不过我还是会完成我的目标
Motherfucker, I'm the straightest shota/我就是那个最正直的正太

I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail/我置身于一个任务，我知道我不能失败
I will prevail/我会战胜
Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail/即使可能有许多敌人让我从此失踪
I'm in love/我春心荡漾
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale/膝盖发软脸色苍白
Only one thing left to do/只剩下一件事要去做
Touch Fluffy Tail/————摸摸毛茸茸的尾巴(Oooooo)/（哦哦哦~）
I'm in love/我春心荡漾
Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale/膝盖发软脸色苍白
Only one thing left to do/只剩下一件事要去做
Touch Fluffy Tail/————摸摸毛茸茸的尾巴