介绍： Victoria: Oh look, it’s Max Caulfield, the selfie ho of Blackwell. What a lame gimmick. Even Mark -Mr. Jefferson- falls for your waif hipster bullsh*t. “The Daguerreian Process, Sir!” You could barely even say that. I guess you got your meds filled. Since you know all the answers, I guess you have to find ...

介绍： Victoria: Oh look, it’s Max Caulfield, the selfie ho of Blackwell. What a lame gimmick. Even Mark -Mr. Jefferson- falls for your waif hipster bullsh*t. “The Daguerreian Process, Sir!” You could barely even say that. I guess you got your meds filled. Since you know all the answers, I guess you have to find another way into the dorm. We ain’t moving. Oh wait, hold that pose! So original. Don’t worry, Max, I’ll put a vintage filter on it right before I post it all over social medias. Now, why don’t you go fu*k your selfie?
Max: Oh yes Victoria, I’ll get your boney ass out of my way. I don’t want to mess with that ladder and hurt poor Samuel.
Victoria: What the hell? Are you kidding? Look at this...
V’s friends: Chill, Victoria. It’s just water—
Victoria: Yeah, water on my cashmere! Do you know how much this fu*king outfit cost?
V’s friends: You look... Great.
Victoria: I can’t even chill on the steps...

Victoria: No way! No fu*king way!
V’s friends: You okay, Victoria?
Samuel: Ol’ Samuel is sorry. Wet paint is not good for hair, nope. Sorry—
Victoria: Get the hell away from me, weirdo!
V’s friends: Hold on, hold on, we’ll get some towels... We’ll be right back!
Victoria: So move your ass, before I dry!
Max: It worked! Don’t mess with Max, bit*hes.
Max: Uh... hey, Victoria...
Victoria: What do you want, Max?
Max: I am sorry. That’s an awesome cashmere coat...
Victoria: It was. But there will be another.
Max: Well, you always seem to know how to pick the right outfits.
Victoria: I do have some talent. Mr. Jefferson told me—
Max: I’ve seen your pictures. You have a great eye, Richard Avedon-esque.
Victoria: He’s one of my heroes... Thanks Max. I hope those sluts get me a towel before they hang a sign on me. You deserve a better shot. Sorry about blocking you and... And the “go fu*k your selfie.”
Max: That was mean... but pretty funny.
Victoria: Just one of those days, you know?
Max: I know exactly what you mean, Victoria. I’ll see you later.
Victoria: Au revoir. [See you]