介绍： “''Hello, hello! Hey you're doing great! Uh most people don’t last this long. I mean, you know, th-they usually move on to other things by now. Uh, uh, I'm not implying that they died. Th-Th-That’s not what I meant. Uh, anyway I-I better not take up too much of your time. Uh, things start getting real toni...

介绍： “''Hello, hello! Hey you're doing great! Uh most people don’t last this long. I mean, you know, th-they usually move on to other things by now. Uh, uh, I'm not implying that they died. Th-Th-That’s not what I meant. Uh, anyway I-I better not take up too much of your time. Uh, things start getting real tonight.

Uh, h-h-hey listen, I-I had an idea. If you happen to get caught a-and want to avoid getting stuffed into a Freddy suit, uhh, try playing dead! You know, go limp. Then there's a chance that, uh, maybe they’ll think that you're an empty costume instead. Uh, then again, if they think you're an empty costume they might try to... ..stuff a metal skeleton into you. I wonder how that would work. Y-Yeah, never mind, scratch that. I-It's best just not to get caught.

Um... o-okay, I-I'll leave you to it. See you on the flip side. ”
— Phone Guy,