介绍： *源链接:/realhodgepodge/welcome-to-lol-lol-land

*本曲作者:Hodgepodge（Stabby）

*曲绘作者:Hodgepodge

*曲绘编辑:Hodgepodge

*所属同人作品：Hiraeth

*作品类型：原创游戏

*相关角色：无

*对应曲目/曲目格式：无（场景曲）

*上传时间:19个小时前
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（原作者简介）
I want to show more of the stu...

介绍： *源链接:/realhodgepodge/welcome-to-lol-lol-land

*本曲作者:Hodgepodge（Stabby）

*曲绘作者:Hodgepodge

*曲绘编辑:Hodgepodge

*所属同人作品：Hiraeth

*作品类型：原创游戏

*相关角色：无

*对应曲目/曲目格式：无（场景曲）

*上传时间:19个小时前
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（原作者简介）
I want to show more of the stuff that has to do with Longdead.
The secret bosses in Hiraeth are direct mirrors to each of the five main cast members.
So, there will be four more segments, just like this, with equal or greater detail and significance.

Images of the soon to be mentioned clowns can be found in my banner. It'd be Bozos 1, 2, and 4.
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(Screams tear through the air from the rides nearby.)
(They are not joyful.)
(The games whir and ding, adding to the dissonant symphony of carnival noise.)

Rose: Where did we even end up?
Rose: What is all this?
Tai: Jeez, this place is grimy. How is the ground sticky everywhere I step??
Kass: Air's thick, too. Can't smell anything but sugar and sweat.
Kass: This place is miserable... where are we?
Magnus: It's a carnival, I guess. I didn't know one was in town.
Rose: What town are we even in???
Magnus: Uhh .... good question?
Magnus: No idea.
Tai: Wait, if we're in a carnival, then that means-

(Three oddly shaped clowns fall from above, howling with laughter.)

Tai: EW
Tai: NO
Tai: PLEASENO
(The clowns just giggle.)
(A short, round clown, with an unchanging expression and hollow eyes steps forward.)
???: The name's JIB!
???: These are my co-snorts, Jaunt and Jamblez!

(Said cohorts are a lanky, sickly, but gentle looking jester, and a clown who can only be described as looking like a doll that's been
played with too hard.)
(The tall one steps forward.)

Jaunt: It's a pleasure.
Jamblez: WHY HELLO THERE !
Jib: So!

(Jib pulls out a long scroll, unfurls it, and begins reading off of it.)

Jib: Welcome to your ... et-urn-al ... damnstation
Jaunt: Buddy, you still can't read.
Jamblez: He's TRYING!
Jib: I AM!!
Lumo: Good gods almighty, we're going to be here all day.
Lumo: Look, we're just trying to leave...
Lumo: Whatever this is.

(The clowns laugh, and Jib tosses away the scroll.)

Jamblez: LEAVE??
Jaunt: Oh, you poor things...i
Jib: What part of eternal damnstation did you not get?!
Jib: There's nowhere to go! You're DEAD! This is the end of the road!
Whole group: DEAD??
Rose: We're not dead!
Tai: How could we be dead??
Lumo: We just walked through a weird hole and we ended up here!
Kass: We can't REALLY be dead, right??
Jib: Well...
Jib: Now that I'm looking at you...

(Jib jabs Kass in the Jest.)

Jib: You're oddly solid...
Jaunt: And equally as opaque.
Jaunt: But then how are they here? They aren't supposed to be.
Jamblez: They already EXPLAINED that part! You BOZOS! Don't you ever LISTEN?!
Jamblez: We oughta have Specs take a look at them! He'd be able to figure you lot out.
Jaunt: We used have a nurse, but... Well, when injuries are meant to be permanent...
Jib: Didn't do anyone much good.
Jamblez: THAT old hag kept KILLING our DEAD!!

(The trio bursts into hideous laughter.)

Kass: You said... specs?
Jib: Spectacle!
Jaunt: He's the one who knows things around here.
Jamblez: Mister CLOWN COLLEGE himself!

(The trio bursts into hideous laughter. Again.)

Rose: So, ah... Jib, right?
Rose: Where can we find Mr. Spectacle?
Jamblez: Oh, PLEASE!
Jamblez: Save that kind of respect for the BOSS.
Jamblez: Four-eyes HARDLY deserves it.
Jaunt: I'd hate to agree...
Jib: No you wouldn't.
Jaunt: I wouldn't.
Jib: Anyway!
Jib: So, you'd like to know where to find that old Speck-of-dust, huh?
Jib: Well...
Jib: So would we!!
Jib: Jamz, do your thing, doll!
Jamblez: OH, I've been WAITING for my THING!!

(Jamblez rips out one of her hair buns and spikes it into the ground at full force.)
(The collision creates a huge puff of smoke, prompting uproarious laughter from the trio.)
(After a fit of coughing and waving arms, the three clowns have disappeared by the time the smoke clears.)

Kass: ... Alright then. I'm sure we can find him. How much ground would we need to cover anyways?
Magnus: ... We're gonna be here for awhile.
Tai: I just want you all to know I hate this. If we ever get out of here I'm not touching another one of those rifts.
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