介绍： THE ORIGINAL VERSION | 原版
If you love something
Set it free
If it comes back, it's yours
If it doesn't, it never was yours
你若爱它
就还它自由
它若回头找你，那它注定是你的
它若不再回头，那它从曾不属于你

THE PESSIMIST VERSION | 悲观者版本
If you love somebody
Set her free
If she ever comes back, she's you...

介绍： THE ORIGINAL VERSION | 原版
If you love something
Set it free
If it comes back, it's yours
If it doesn't, it never was yours
你若爱它
就还它自由
它若回头找你，那它注定是你的
它若不再回头，那它从曾不属于你

THE PESSIMIST VERSION | 悲观者版本
If you love somebody
Set her free
If she ever comes back, she's yours
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was
你若爱她
就还她自由
她若回头找你，那她注定是你的
她若不再回头，额，清醒点，她从不曾属于你

THE OPTIMIST VERSION | 乐观者版本
If you love somebody
Set her free
Don't worry, she will come back
你若爱她
就还她自由
别担心，她会回来的


THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION |
好奇宝宝版本
If you love somebody
Set her free
If she ever comes back, ask her why
你若爱她
就还她自由
她若回头
问她理由


THE IMPATIENT VERSION | 不耐烦版本
If you love somebody
Set her free
If she doesn't come back within some time limit
Forget her
你若爱她
就还她自由
她若超期还不回头
那就忘了她


THE PATIENT VERSION | 有耐心版本
If you love somebody
Set her free
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
Until she comes back
你若爱她
就还她自由
她若超期还不回头，继续等
直到她回头

THE LAWYER'S VERSION | 律师版本
If you love somebody
Set her free
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that
你若爱她
就还她自由
《婚姻自由条款》第二版纠正法案第13a-1 段第1a条
明确规定


THE BILL GATES VERSION |
比尔盖茨版本
If you love somebody
Set her free
If she comes back
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade
你若爱她
就还她自由
她若回头找你
我们可以收取重装的费用
并提醒她
系统需要升级了


THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION |
统计员版本
If you love somebody
Set her free
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway
你若爱她
就还她自由
她若爱你，那她大概率会回头找你
如果她不回头，你们的关系要继续维系将是小概率事件

THE POSSESSIVE VERSION | 占有欲版本
If you love somebody
Don't ever set her free
你若爱她
坚决别还她自由

THE MBA VERSION | MBA版本
If you love somebody
Set her free
Instantaneously
And look for others simultaneously
你若爱她
就还她自由
然后趁其不备
攻防下一个


THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION |
心理咨询师版本
If you love somebody
Set her free
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back, her ID is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy
你若爱她
就还她自由
她若回头找你，是她的超我在占主导地位
她若不回头，是她的本我在支配她的行动
她若坚决不走，那大概是疯了


THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION |
财务专家版本
If you love somebody
Set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad
你若爱她
就还她自由
她若回头找你，赶快去申请新一轮贷款
她若不再回头，把她当作一笔坏账注销吧


THE MARKETING VERSION |
市场营销版本
If you love somebody
Set her free
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets
你若爱她
就还她自由
她若回头找你，她的品牌忠诚度较高
她若不再回头
你要重新做一下品牌定位了