介绍： The Last Laugh

Sung by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Andrea Libman
Chorus
Staff The Nashville Scoring Orchestra (music performance)
Music by Daniel Ingram
Lyrics by Michael P. Fox
Wil Fox

Lyrics

[Cheese Sandwich]

So you're saying it's a mix-up
Of the sounds that I just made
That coaxed the snicker from your throat
...

介绍： The Last Laugh

Sung by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Andrea Libman
Chorus
Staff The Nashville Scoring Orchestra (music performance)
Music by Daniel Ingram
Lyrics by Michael P. Fox
Wil Fox

Lyrics

[Cheese Sandwich]

So you're saying it's a mix-up
Of the sounds that I just made
That coaxed the snicker from your throat
In a delicate cascade?

If I did it one more time
If I reproduced that feat
Mixed up some letters here and there
You'd "lelly-baugh" tout suite?

[ponies laughing]

[Cheese Sandwich]

Then that's all I need to do
That's who I need to be
I thought I needed laughter
But it has to come from me

Squirting flowers and knobby knees
Rubber chickens my expertise
If you want laughter, then stick with Cheese

[ponies laughing]
Pinkie Pie: Yeah!

[Cheese Sandwich]

I suppose now I should amp things up
To get the thing I'm after
Move whole syll-AB-les around
And change em-PHA-sis to get laughter

Can't stop now, I'm on a roll
I've almost got it back
Bright folks like you aren't subject to
My play-on-words attack!

With something else, I'll have to play
To get me where I'm going

Pinkie Pie: Whatcha gonna do?

[Cheese Sandwich]

[falsetto] Some Commedia dell'arte
To get the laughter flowing

And it's what I need to do
It's who I need to be
I thought I needed laughter
But it has to come from me

Follow right behind, if you please
Walk this way and I guarantee
If you want laughter, then stick with Cheese

Accordion solo!
Pinkie Pie: Shred it, Cheese!
[accordion playing]
Cheese Sandwich: Whoo! [laughing and whooping]

And it's what I need to do
It's who I need to be
I thought I needed laughter
But it has to come from me

Whoopee cushions and Dungarees
I know jokes like my A-B-C's
If you want laughter, then stick with Cheese

[ponies laughing]

[Cheese Sandwich]

And now my biggest test
The hardest fish to fry

[Pinkie Pie]

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

[Cheese Sandwich]

A mind so analytical
A sense of humor dry

[Pinkie Pie]

So dry!

[Cheese Sandwich]

To make you laugh would prove to me
That this experiment's done

[Pinkie Pie]

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

[Cheese Sandwich]

Something ridiculous and not too smart
Something like a pun

Hey, Sans! How did the laughing bird's eggs hatch? They cracked up!
[rimshot]
Sans Smirk: Sir... that is so... ridiculous! [laughs]

[Cheese Sandwich]

Then that's all I need to do
That's all I need to see
I thought I needed laughter
But it had to come from me

[All]

Squirting flowers and knobby knees
Rubber chickens and Dungarees
If you want laughter, then stick with Cheese!