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Sick
By Shel Silverstein

“I cannot go to school today,"
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
“I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,
I’m going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as r...

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Sick
By Shel Silverstein

“I cannot go to school today,"
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
“I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,
I’m going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I’ve counted sixteen chicken pox
And there’s one more--that’s seventeen,
And don’t you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut--my eyes are blue--
It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I’m sure that my left leg is broke--
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button’s caving in,
My back is wrenched, my ankle’s sprained,
My ‘pendix pains each time it rains.
My nose is cold, my toes are numb.
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow’s bent, my spine ain’t straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my heart is--what?
What’s that? What’s that you say?
You say today is. . .Saturday?
G’bye, I’m going out to play!”

装病

小佩吉.安.麦凯说
“今天我不去学校了，”
“我得了麻疹和腮腺炎，
还有划伤、痱子和淤青。
嘴里常流口水，喉咙干燥，
右眼也快看不见了。
扁桃体和石子一样大，
又有十六个水痘
少数了一个，是十七个，
还有你不觉得我的脸色显绿吗？
我的大腿割伤了，两只眼睛发蓝，
我可能染上流感了。
我咳嗽、打喷嚏，哮喘，
我确定我的右腿也断了
下巴一动，屁股就会受伤，
我的肚脐也塌进去了，
我的后背和脚踝都扭伤了，
每当下雨时，我的阑尾就痛。
我的鼻子发冷，脚趾麻木，
我的拇指上有裂片。
我的脖子僵硬，声音微弱
说话几乎发不出声。
我的舌头也肿了，
我的头发快掉光了。
我的胳膊肘弯着，脊椎不正，
我的体温达到108华氏度。
我的大脑萎缩，我什么也听不到，
因为耳朵上有个洞。
手指头上有倒刺，我的心脏也……
什么，你说什么？
你说今天是…星期六？
好吧，回见，我要出去玩了。”

（车邻 译）

文章来源：Shel Silverstein

主播：英音均 Juniper

背景音乐：菊次郎的夏天

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