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Please don’t get me anything for Qixi festival. I mean it. I don’t need anything. I don’t need you to give me material things to show me how much you love me. I know you love me. That’s all matters!
I mean, Ok, if you really...

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Please don’t get me anything for Qixi festival. I mean it. I don’t need anything. I don’t need you to give me material things to show me how much you love me. I know you love me. That’s all matters!
I mean, Ok, if you really want to do something to show me you love me this Qixi festival, you can just make me something. Handmade gifts are the best! I would love nothing more than a thoughtful handmade Tiffany diamond ring.
I for sure don’t need a pretty heart-shaped box of chocolates for Qixi festival. You never know what is inside each piece, so you have to take a little bite out of all of them just to find the one you like – which is all of them.
But no, I can’t eat them anyway, because I’m trying to not eat sweets. Unless it’s a special occasion.
Oh, and definitely don’t get me red roses for Qixi festival. Yuckl! Who would want red roses? Pink roses are prettier.
But as I said, please don’t get them for me. They will just die anyway, and I would not be able to really enjoy them for only a week or so – well, probably longer if I put an aspirin in the water.
They would probably stay pretty for almost two weeks. Maybe three. But don’t get me any. I don’t need them.
And don’t even think about planning a surprise romantic Qixi festival weekend getaway. I don’t need to be whisked away for a fun trip to know that you love me. That would be just too much planning! How would I pack for a surprise trip?
You would have to pack a suitcase for me, and then I would have to wear what you packed for me. Like a bikini.
But I know you, and I’m sure you are sensible and know a surprise romantic trip would not be something I’d enjoy at all … It’s a cruise isn’t it?
You booked us on a romantic cruise, right?