33 Stephen Colbert—Trump Makeup Tutorial

知识 听脱口秀学英语 第32期 2018-08-12 创建 播放:27223

介绍: What we watch:
Stephen Gives A Presidential Makeup Tutorial

What we learn:
On the floor = amazing, impressive 了不起的
...look = … 妆
E.g. party look 派对妆; school look 上学妆; date look 约会妆
关于亮闪闪:glimmery, shimmery, glow
Makeup vocabs:
Bronzer 阴影
Highlighter 高光
Gel 胶状
A little bit goes a l...

介绍: What we watch:
Stephen Gives A Presidential Makeup Tutorial

What we learn:
On the floor = amazing, impressive 了不起的
...look = … 妆
E.g. party look 派对妆; school look 上学妆; date look 约会妆
关于亮闪闪:glimmery, shimmery, glow
Makeup vocabs:
Bronzer 阴影
Highlighter 高光
Gel 胶状
A little bit goes a long way. 细水长流

What they say:
Stephen: HEY GUYS, IT'S ME, WELCOME BACK TO "STEPHEN ON THE
FLOOR."
I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO GET THE HOTTEST, MOST PRESIDENTIAL
HIGHLIGHTS.
IT'S "GLIMMERY SHIMMERY" AND IT'S A FUN AND EASY LOOK YOU
CAN TAKE FROM GOLF TO RALLY.
WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS TAKE OUT YOUR GOGGLES, I'M USING SPEEDO
HYDROSPEX.
YOU WANT TO PUT THEM ON REALLY TIGHT, OKAY?
THE MORE SUCTION, THE WIDER AND THE PUFFIER AND MORE
PRESIDENTIAL YOUR EYES WILL BE, OKAY?
( LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ) THEN, YOU WANT TO PUT ON A THICK
IMPENETRABLE LAYER OF BRONZER.
I'M USING CHANTECAILLE RADIANCE GEL BRONZER.
THIS IS WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE, THIS IS WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE.
OKAY?
AND THEN DON'T WORRY, OKAY?
GET THAT ON.
( LAUGHTER ) DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR EARS, OR
YOUR NECK, OR YOUR HAIRLINE, OKAY?
BOOM, SUMMERTIME GLOW.
( LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ) THEN, TAKE OUT YOUR HIGHLIGHTER,
OKAY?
FENTY BEAUTY KILLAWATT FREESTYLE HIGHLIGHTER BY RIHANNA.
BUT YOU COULD ALSO USE CRUSHED UP CHRISTMAS ORNAMENTS.
( LAUGHTER ) OH, LOOK AT THAT.
YEAH, OH, LOOK AT THAT, UH-HUH.
( LAUGHTER ) NOW, REMEMBER, A LITTLE BIT GOES A LONG WAY.
ALSO, A LOT OF IT GOES A VERY LONG WAY.
( LAUGHTER ) DON'T BE AFRAID TO DEFINE YOUR UPPER LIP, OKAY?
THERE YOU GO.
( LAUGHTER ) OKAY, MMHMM.
NOW, TO GET THE BEST EFFECT, YOU WANT TO BLEND EVERYTHING WITH A
SLICE OF BOLOGNA.
I LIKE TO USE OSCAR MAYER CHICKEN AND PORK.
THE RENDERED FAT REALLY SEALS IN YOUR HIGHLIGHT.
( LAUGHTER ) SO NOW YOUR LOOK HOLDS UP TO A
SWEATY, PANICKED DENIAL OF GUILT.
( LAUGHTER ) THEN, RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO ON
STAGE, TAKE OFF THE GOGGLES.
( LAUGHTER ) SO YOU GET THE SHARPEST,
REVERSE-RACCOON EYES.
GIRL, YOU ARE RALLY READY.
OKAY, GUYS, SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
DON'T FORGET TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE.
BYEEEEEE!
BEEP, BOOP!

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