介绍： Season 10-8: The One With The Late Thanksgiving (Part 1)
[Scene:Central Perk.Monica and Chandler enter,the others are sitting on the couch.]
Monica:Hey guys!
Rachel:Hi!
Phoebe:Hey!
Monica:We need to talk to you about something.
Chandler:Yeah.We don't feel like we can host Thanksgiving this year.
All:What?
Pho...

介绍： Season 10-8: The One With The Late Thanksgiving (Part 1)
[Scene:Central Perk.Monica and Chandler enter,the others are sitting on the couch.]
Monica:Hey guys!
Rachel:Hi!
Phoebe:Hey!
Monica:We need to talk to you about something.
Chandler:Yeah.We don't feel like we can host Thanksgiving this year.
All:What?
Phoebe:Hey!
Ross:Are you kidding?
Chandler:Well,it's just with uhm,work and the stress of adoption,we just don't feel like we have the energy.Plus,we don't think it's fair that every year the burden falls on us.
Ross:That doesn't sound like you...That's Monica talking!
Chandler:No,no!We made this decision together.
Ross:She's putting words in your mouth!
Joey:Don't you put words in people's mouths,you put turkey in people's mouths!
Rachel:I can't believe this!This is Emma's first Thanksgiving!
Monica:No,it's not!
Rachel:It's not? When was she born?
Phoebe:Well,personally I think it's great you're giving yourself a break.
Monica:Thank you,Pheebs!
Phoebe:Sure.It's just as well...I mean,last year wasn't very good.I think she's losing her touch.
Monica:What? You are way off,lady!
Phoebe:Am I? Really? Am I? Well,why don't you cook Thanksgiving- dinner and prove me wrong!Well,think about it,think about it,you'll be trying to top what you did last year.You'd be in competition...with yourself.
Monica:That's my favourite kind!Okay,we are doing this!
Chandler:Don't let yourself get manipulated this way!
Monica:Hey,stay out of this,Chandler!This is between me...and ME!
Chandler:We are supposed to make these decisions together!Did you not watch the Doctor Phil I taped for you?
[Scene:Joey and Rachel's apartment.Rachel and Monica are in there,and Phoebe enters]
Phoebe:Hey!
Rachel:Hi!Happy Thanksgiving!
Phoebe:Oh,yeah,happy needless-turkey-murder d-ay.
Monica:You guys,I ordered some chocolate pies from that bakery on Bleecker.Could you pick them up for me?
Phoebe:You're not making the pies yourself?
Monica:No,no,no,I don't make chocolate pies.When I was younger I entered this pie-eating contest.I ate so many that just the thought of them made me sick.
Rachel:Did you at least win the contest?
Monica:2 minutes,12 pies and a part of one tin!Okay,I see you guys at 4.
Rachel:Can't wait!
Monica:This dinner is gonna be so great!In your face,last year "me"!
Phoebe:Hey Rach.
Rachel:Yeah.
Phoebe:What's Emma doing tod-ay?
Rachel:Well,let's see...uh...I know that she has a meeting with her lawyer and then she has to make a very big poop.Why?
Phoebe:Well,I wanna enter her in a baby beauty- pageant.
Rachel:Oh my God!That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard!
Phoebe:Okay,but,well,before you say no,my friend Susanne is entering her kid and compared to Emma she's a real dog!
Rachel:Oh!Phoebe,all babies are beau-tiful!
Phoebe:Oh...okay.
Rachel:Phoebe,just the idea of pitting one baby against another,I mean,you know,and judging who's cuter just for a trophy...
Rachel:And a thousand dollars.
Rachel:...is something I'm very interested in!Oh please,do not tell Ross.He still believes that what's in the inside is important...
Phoebe:Okay,oh,and Emma needs a cowgirl outfit for the competition.
Rachel:Where am I gonna get a cowgirl outfit on Thanksgiving?
Phoebe:Well,I was thinking...
Rachel:Oh,take the clothes of Joey's Cabbage Patch Kid.
Phoebe:Yeah!
[Scene:Monica and Chandler's apartment.Chandler is watching TV and Monica is cooking]
Monica:Did someone drop the baton again?
Chandler:Why come all the way from Kansas to do that?
Monica:I don't get older.I just get bet-ter!
Chandler:You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us.I mean,we could be getting a baby soon!
Monica:You don't know that.
Chandler:Somebody is gonna pick us.
Monica:Yeah,but we haven't heard a thing from the adoption agency and it has been weeks!
Chandler:I'm telling ya!It's gonna happen.Next year it's gonna be you,me and the little Hemingway Bing.What,he's my favourite author!
Monica:Name one of his books.
Chandler:"The Firm"?
Monica:Ok,let's see...uhm,okay,the turkey is in the oven,the stuffing is ready...
Chandler:You know,you always cook this meal all by yourself.Let me help this year.
Monica:Oh,Chandler,that's sweet.But you don't have to do everything- Doctor Phil tells you to do.
Chandler:I'm serious,let me do something,just not the turkey or the stuffing,nothing "high profile".
Monica:Ok,let's see...Oh,the cranberry sauce,it is easy to make and no-one really cares about it.
Chandler:Tell me more.
Monica:Okay,I'm gonna go check on something across the hall.You start by washing these.Not with soap!!
Chandler:You obviously haven't tasted my- Palmolive potatoes!
Ross:Hey!Hey,guess what Joey has!
Joey:Three tickets to tod-ay's Rangers game!!
Ross:Dude,I wanted him to guess.
Joey:Oh.
Chandler:Oh my God!
Joey:Yeah,they're great seats too!
Ross:Guess where they are?
Joey:Center ice.
Ross:Did I do something to you?
Chandler:Hmm,the game's at one.
Ross:So?
Chandler:Dinner is at four,we'll never gonna make it back.
Joey:So we'll leave before it's over,we'll be back in time.
Chandler:You say that now,but it could take us a long time to get back home.Plus Joey could get lost and and they could have to page us to go pick him up.
Joey:Dude,two times that happened!
Chandler:Look,Monica has been working hard all d-ay,she didn't wanna host this thing in the first place,we shouldn't go!
Ross:He's right,man.
Joey:Right,I guess.Alright,so see you at four.
Chandler:Okay.And get ready to taste my very special cran-berries.Or should I say...chanberries!
Joey:That's some gentle comedy,dude.
Ross:We're still going at the game,right?
Joey:Yeah!
Ross:Yeah.
[Scene:Baby beauty contest]
Host:This is contestant number sixteen,Rebecca...
Phoebe:Hey.
Rachel:Oh Phoebe,listen.Well,I think we gotta go.This place is really freaking me out.I've been watching this guy over there,I don't think he came with a kid!
Phoebe:We can't leave now!There was this one baby,Haley,who was favourite to win and she got croup,so she had to stay home!This competition just blew wide open,folks!
Rachel:Phoebe,I think...It's just too weird,I just saw a one year old running around with pantyhose on!
Phoebe:Oh,I know,we should have been more prepared.It's okay.Now,the way I see it,our real competition now is Cameron.Oh my God,they just took her sweater off.Look at those arms!Hello Michelin Man.
Rachel:Oh,Phoebe!Come on!You know what,it's already three o'clock and they haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet.We gotta go,we got dinner!
Phoebe:But Emma's got what it takes,she could go all the way!
Rachel:Phoebe,you have to calm down.
Phoebe:Okay.Rachel,the hottest babies in the Tri-State Area are in this room right now!I overheard one of the judges say that not one of them holds a candle to Emma!
Rachel:Really?
Phoebe:Yeah!
Rachel:You heard them say that?
Phoebe:Yeah!
Rachel:All right,okay.Alright,let's give to these babies something to cry about!
Phoebe:Good!Oh yay!Let's get down to business!Emma needs some makeup!
Rachel:No,what?
Phoebe:Well,she's gonna look all washed out next to the other contestants!
Rachel:No Phoebe,I am not letting you put makeup on my baby!
Phoebe:Why not!
Rachel:Because I already did!
[Scene:Madison Square Garden]
Joey:Oh,Bob,get off the guy!
Ross:Oh!What a game,huh?
Joey:I know,yeah.
Ross:I can't believe Chandler is missing this!
Joey:Yeah.I am sorry he's not here too,but I got to say,I am really enjoying Nacho Chair.
Ross:Yeah,I'd probably enjoy it more if you didn't keep batting my hand away.
Joey:Ohhhh!These seats are great!
Ross:I know,I know!When I was here for Holid-ays on Ice,I was sitting so far away Michelle Kwan couldn't read my banner!
Joey:Wow,hey,we'd bet-ter get going.If we don't leave right now,we'll be late for dinner.
Ross:Oh,but it's a tie game!So we're a little late,you know,the girls will be there,let's stay just for one more goal.
Joey:I don't know...
Ross:One more fight!
Joey:Okay.
Ross:Okay.
[Scene:Chandler and Monica's apartment.]
Monica:Where is everybody? They're forty-five minutes late!
Chandler:I can't believe they are not here!I slave and I slave for what? They've ruined cranberry d-ay!
[Scene:The corridor.Ross and Joey have just arrived.]
Joey:How late are we?
Ross:Forty-five minutes.
Joey:Wow~
Ross:Here!
Joey:Okay.Rachel and Phoebe are already there,okay? So they- probably started without us.We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were!
Ross:You may want to lose the foam fing-er!
Joey:Oh,no,no,no,no,no.You just want to put it on your hand!
Ross:Hey!
Phoebe:Oh!
Joey:You are not at Thanksgiving?
Rachel:No...
Phoebe:No,we're late!
Rachel:What are you doing here!
Ross:We're late too!
Joey:We figured we could be late because you guys were gonna be on time.
Phoebe:Don't point that thing at me,Tribbiani!
Ross:So,no-body's here? Monica's gonna kill us!
Joey:Yeah,where were you!
Ross:Yeah,yeah,what's with the trophy!
Phoebe:Uh,we were at the Spelling Bee!
Rachel:And I won!
Ross:You won an adult Thanksgiving- d-ay spelling bee.
Rachel:Yes!Y-E-S.Yes!
Ross:Let me see this...Grand Supreme Little Darling,New York Division.
Rachel:Yeah.That's me!
Ross:You entered Emma into a Beauty- Pageant?
Phoebe:And it looks like she put makeup on her!
Joey:Wait a second,wait a second,where have I seen that cowgirl outfit before...
Ross:I can't believe this,she's our daughter!That you would treat her like some kind of showdog is inexcusable!
Rachel:She won a thousand dollars!
Ross:So this is an annual thing?
Joey:Oh!That's Alicia Mae Emory's outfit!
Phoebe:You guys,there are people in there who are not getting any happier!
Ross:Yeah.What are we gonna do?
Rachel:Well,I don't know,you guys figure it out,I got to put Emma down for a nap.
Joey:All right.Hey Rach,while you're in there,throw something on Alicia Mae.
Phoebe:Alright,what are we gonna say?
Ross:Ooh,we'll say that we were mugged!You can't get mad at someone who's been mugged!
Phoebe:Oh,good,that's good,but you don't look like you were mugged!
Joey:No.Here.
Ross:HEY!
(To be continued)