介绍： Season 10-3: The One With Ross's Tan (Part 1)
[Scene:Joey and Rachel's apartment]
Chandler: So, you and Rachel tonight, huh?
Joey: Yeah. It's actually our first official date
Chandler: Wow! So tonight may be the night! You're nervous?
Joey: Naa, no. This is the part I'm actually good at.
Chandler: What must ...

介绍： Season 10-3: The One With Ross's Tan (Part 1)
[Scene:Joey and Rachel's apartment]
Chandler: So, you and Rachel tonight, huh?
Joey: Yeah. It's actually our first official date
Chandler: Wow! So tonight may be the night! You're nervous?
Joey: Naa, no. This is the part I'm actually good at.
Chandler: What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing.
Joey: It's OK!
Chandler: How can you be so confident?
Joey: Well, I... I know exactly what I'm gonna do!
Chandler: Really? Like you have a routine?
Joey: No, no no no no. See. Each woman is different.You have to appreciate their uniqueness.
Chandler: Really?
Joey: No, I do six things! First, I look deep in her e-yes. Then, I kiss her. Next I take my hand and I softly graze her thigh.
Chandler: You mean like this?
Joey: NO! Not like that, no no. No, like this.
Chandler: Oh, I see what you mean, that's quite nice.
Joey: More foosba-ll?
Chandler: ...and beer!!
Joey: Yeah!
[Scene:Central Perk. Ross and Chandler are on the couch]
Monica: Hey!
Ross and Chandler: Hey!
Monica: Hey sweetie!
Ross: WOW!
Chandler: Hey! Stop staring at my wife's legs! No no! Stop staring at your sister's legs!
Ross: I'm sorry, it's just... how did you get so tan?
Chandler: She went on one of those spray-on tan places.
Ross: Eh, you got a spray-on tan?
Monica: Chandler gets pedicures!
Ross: Why, why you do, like with the-the toe separators?
Chandler: Why...why?
Ross: Still, I can't believe that's sprayed on... I mean, it looks really good. I wonder if I should get one!
Chandler: Sure, then you should get a miniskirt so you can really show it off.
Ross: So, do you get colours or just French tips?
Monica: There. Here's their card.
Ross: Thanks. Hey, I know where this place is! It used to be an X-rated video... florist.
Phoebe: Hey!
Chandler: Hey Pheebs!
Monica: Hey Phoebe!
Phoebe: Oh, you won't believe who moved back to town.
Monica: I know, Amanda! Ah! She called me too! She's the worst!
Chandler: Who's Amanda?
Monica: She's this girl who used to live in the building before you did. Then she moved to England and she picked up this fake British accent. On the machine this is her message. "Monica, darling! It's Amanda calling!"
Chandler: Are you trying to do a British accent?
Monica: Chandler gets pedicures!
Chandler: Just so I know, how many more of those can I expect?
Phoebe: You know what Amanda said to me when she got me on the phone? "Oh, so sorry to catch you on your Mo-Bile!" If-if you don't wanna get me on my mo-Bile, don't call me on my mo-Bile!"
Monica: I know, and she's always bragging about all the famous people she's met.
Phoebe: Oh, I know! "Oh...I slept with Billy Joel". All right, who hasn't?
Monica: Oh, what are we gonna do! I don't wanna see her!!
Phoebe: Ugh, Let's just cut her out!
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Cut her out of our lives! Just ignore her calls and dodge her 'till she gets the point!
Monica: Oh, I guess we could try that, but... it seems so harsh! Have you ever done that?
Chandler: No, had it done to me though. Feels good !
Assistant: Alright Mr. Geller! Right this way! So, how dark do you wanna be? We have one, two or three.
Ross: Well... I like how you look, what are you?
Assistant: Puerto Rican.
Ross: Two, I think a two.
Assistant: You've got to face the red light. When the red light goes on the spraying is about to start so close your e-yes. When the spraying stops, count to five. Pat yourself down to avoid drip marks then turn around so we can get your back. Got it?
Ross: Spray, count, pat, then turn, spray, count and pat.
Assistant: Wow, you catch on quick.
Ross: Well, I have a PhD, so...
Ross: One Mississipi, two Mississipi, Three Mis... WAIT! WAIT! I'm not-I've not finished counting!!
Ross: You sprayed my front twice!
Assistant: You've never turned?
Ross: No, I barely even got to three Mississippi.
Assistant: Mississippi? I said count to five'!
Ross: Mississippilesly? Well, how bad is it?
Assistant: Ain't that bad yet, but it keeps getting darker for the next four hours.
Ross: So, how dark is it gonna get?
Assistant: You got sprayed with two two' s and...
Ross: I'm a four?
Assistant: Yeah, but you're back's a zero. You're gonna wanna even that out.
Ross: Really!
Assistant: You might wanna get back in there.
Ross: Ok!
Ross: Wait, wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall! How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? Ah, oh, ah! Ah! The sa-me thing happened again!
Assistant: You got two more twos?
Ross: I'm an eight!
Rachel: Thanks for dinner.
Joey: I thought you paid. Ha, guess we won’t be going back there!
Rachel: So.
Joey: Yeah.
Joey: Hey what do you say, we move this onto the likes of the couch?
Rachel: I say ‘cheesy line’, but ok.
Joey: What’s the matter?
Rachel: I am sorry, I don’t know, I am sorry, I don’t know why I did that!
Joey and Rachel: Okay
Rachel: Ok, so sorry.
Rachel: I am sorry! Again... I don't know, I don’t know what happened, I must be nervous!
Joey: I don’t get it, Chandler loved it!
Rachel: Ok, ok, ok. I promise, I promise, I promise, I won’t do it again. I really do. I promise. This is gonna be great.
Joey: Ok.
Joey: Uh, was that good for you?
Monica: No, no, don’t get it. Let the machine pick up.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. Could be Rachel asking if someone could baby-sit again.
Monica: It could be Amanda!
Phoebe: Oh, you’re right! I was just kidding about Rachel. Babysitting is a gas!
Amanda: Hello Monica. It’s Amanda calling again. I am in the neighborhood hoping I can pop by your flat!
Monica: You're from Yonkers! Your last name is Buffo-Martisis!
Amanda: Let’s see.. to assure you get this directly, ring me back on my mobile.
Phoebe: Ok, don’t hold thy breath!
Chandler: Hello? Is someone on the line?
Amanda: Yes, I was looking for Monica.
Chandler: Hang on, she’s right here. Someone's on the phone, for ya.
Monica: We weren’t picking up, it’s Amanda!
Chandler: I get pedicures!
Monica: Hi Amanda! Actually now... it’s... is not a good time. Dinner tomorrow night? Ok, Phoebe and I will see you then!
Phoebe: Why, why, why didn’t you just say no!
Monica: Well, I said 'no' to her coming over now! I couldn’t say 'no' twice! I get this uncontrollable need to please people!
Phoebe: Fine, fine! You would not hold up well under torture!
Monica: And you would?
Phoebe: I did!
Joey: Rach, you sure you wanna do this?
Rachel: Absolutely! Absolutely. I d... it’s just a little weird, it’s you, and it’s me, it's just gonna take some getting used to.
Joey: Ok. Well, how, how can we make it easier?
Rachel: Ok, let’s work from the top down! Just work the bra, Joe!
Joey: Ok, yeah, got it.
Rachel and Joey: Okay.
Joey: This thing welded shut?!
Rachel: Okay.
Joey: All right, turn around, I got to get a look at this thing.
Rachel: Oh!
Rachel: Ow!
Joey: Sorry!
Rachel: Well this is romantic!
Joey: I'm sorry! This never happened to me before! I'm an expert at taking off bras! I can do it with one hand! I can do it with my e-yes closed! One time I just looked at one, and it popped open! I blame your bra!
Rachel: It’s a standard issue bra clasp!
Joey: Then I blame you! Yeah! That's right! You threw me off with all your slapping!
Rachel: Ok well, well I'm really, I'm sorry about that Joey, but do you think that maybe on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?
Joey: NAH! I don't have another level!!
(To be continued)