介绍： Season 9-24:The One In Barbados - Part II (Part 1)
[Scene: The restaurant. Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table]
Monica: I can't believe she's gonna say yes to David. She's clearly in love with Mike.
Chandler: You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that.
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh,...

介绍： Season 9-24:The One In Barbados - Part II (Part 1)
[Scene: The restaurant. Chandler and Monica are sitting at a table]
Monica: I can't believe she's gonna say yes to David. She's clearly in love with Mike.
Chandler: You know, it's very hard to take you seriously when you look like that.
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh, I have... something I wanna say.
Monica: Oh my God, he's gonna do it now. Please, I cannot watch this, let's go.
Chandler: I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk?"Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honored, uh..." Spit it out, David!
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh... you're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was, was unbearable. Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help!
Phoebe: Sure, ok, yeah.
David: But well, now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart. So, to that end...
Phoebe: Oh my God, Mike!
David: It's David, actually!
Phoebe: No, Mike's here.
David: Hi Mike!
Mike: Hi David. Chandler. Monica... Oh!
Monica: IT'S THE HUMIDITY!
Mike: Hi Phoebe.
Phoebe: What are you, what are you doing here?
Mike: I have a question I need to ask you.
David: I have a question I was kinda gonna ask her m-yself.
Mike: Yeah, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.
David: Ok, would you care for my seat as well?
Mike: Actually yeah, that'll be great.
David: That's fair, you've had a long trip.
Mike: Phoebe, I love you. I mean, I missed you so mu-ch these last few months and I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then I suddenly realized that there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of m-y life with you.
David: Kinda stepped on the toes of what I was going to say.
Mike: Sorry David, but she really has to know this.
David: Alright, but after this I want to see you outside. If the rain stops.
Monica: You're the most incredible woman I've ever met. How can I lose you? Now, I don't actually have a ring...
David: I have a ring.
Chandler: I wouldn't brag too mu-ch about that thing, big guy.
David: Phoebe, will you marry me?
Phoebe: No!
David: Um... Ha ha!
Phoebe: I love you. But I never needed a proposal from you. I just needed to know that we were headed somewhere, you know, that we had a future.
Mike: We can have any future you want.
David: Ok, I'm gonna take off.
Phoebe: David, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
David: Just so I know, if I had asked first...
Phoebe: Yeah, I- might have said yes, but that would have been wrong.
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip!
Mike: Is it ok if I hug you now?
Phoebe: Yes!
Monica: BECAUSE OF OUR MEDDLING! Alright?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's room. Monica and Chandler are in bed.]
Chandler: Oh, ain't this nice? It's so quiet, I could just lie here all d-ay.
Monica: I know.
Rachel: Open your drapes! Open your drapes!
Chandler: I'm so glad we've got adjoining rooms!
Monica: The sun is out!
Chandler: Hey! Remember when I had corneas?
Monica: Ok listen, you go down to the pool and reserve the chairs, and I'll get the magazines and the lotion.
Chandler: Ladies? Ross's speech is in 45 minutes.
Rachel: Nooo!
Monica: Damn it!
Ross: Walls are pretty thin, guys!
[Scene: Conference room. Ross is making his keynote speech]
Ross: Then we have to await the data from recent MRI scans and DNA testing which call into question information gathered from years of simple carbon dating.
Rachel: Look at that woman sitting by the pool getting tan... so leathery and wrinkled, I'm so jealous!
Ross: Finally, factoring the profusion of new species recently discovered: Gigantosaurus, Argentinasaurus...
Chandler: Not to mention the cold sores.
Ross: And that's just the herbivores. I'm not even gonna discuss the carnivores, their heads are already too big. Which is ironic considering their stunted cerebral development.
Chandler: Really?
Ross: But all kidding aside, in much the sa-me way that Homo ergaster is now thought to be a separate species from Homo erectus...
Charlie: What?
Joey: He said "erectus"!
Charlie: You're... you're kidding, right?
Joey: No, he really said it.
Ross: ... and while there are certainly vast differences between these Mesozoic fossiles and the example of Homo erectus...
Joey: Erectus?
Rachel: Homo.
Joey: Right!
[Scene: the hotel conference room]
Ross:... in a very real way we can bring the Mesozoic era into the 21st century. Thank you!
Ross: Oh, thanks guys!
Man with a bow tie: I thought... it was wonderful!
Ross: Oh!
Man with a bow tie: Jarvis Oberblau, Cornell. I mean, the ideas you put forth and, and from someone... so... young... and....
Ross: Ok... now... now we're just holding hands!
Rachel: All right! Well, uh...we're gonna hit the beach?
Monica: Yeah!
Rachel: It was really... great!
Ross: Oh, thank you so mu-ch!
Joey: Yeah, and so funny!
Rachel: Oh!
Ross: Ok!... All right, thanks! Thank you so mu-ch, you guys! Oh, I can't tell you how mu-ch it means to me that you were here!
Mike: You're kidding, we wouldn't have missed it!
Mike: Oh... I'm back!
Ross: Ok!... Uh... excuse me? Yeah?
Phoebe & Mike: Yeah!
Ross: Hey! Well...?
Charlie: You were incredible!
Ross: Yeah?
Charlie: You blew them away!
Ross: Oh, I can't tell you how great it was to look at the crowd and see your face! I mean... uh, did you know you were mouthing the words along with me?
Charlie: I was not!
Ross: No, it's ok! Made me feel like a rock star!
Charlie: Oh my God! I'm your groupie!
Ross: I'd bet-ter not found you naked in my hotel room!
Ross: Look, I took it too far!
[Scene: the hotel lobby. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside.]
Monica: I can't believe it's raining again! Oh, it's so unfair!!!
Phoebe: Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off. Not you guys. You got it going on!
Monica: So, what are we gonna do tod-ay?
Mike: They have a game room downstairs! Ping pong and stuff.
Monica: Ping pong? Honey, they have ping pong! Let's play!
Chandler: I don't think so!
Monica: Why not?
Chandler: Because you know how competitive you get and well, I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying!
Monica: I'm not always that bad!
Chandler: Oh, yeah? What happened when we played last time?
Monica: I pun-ched you...?
Chandler: And...?
Monica: ... Phoebe...?
Phoebe: ... and...?
Monica: I clunked your heads together!
[Scene: Joey and Charlie's room]
Charlie: Hey! There you are!
Joey: Hey! As soon as it stops raining we have got to go snorkeling! Some kid told me about the sea turtle and, if you blow bubbles in its face, it chases ya!
Charlie: I'm sorry, I can't! I'm running a discussion group all afternoon.
Joey: Oh... oh, but that's ok, I'll find someone else to do it... I'll do it alone, but... I don't know what happens if the sea turtle catches you...
Charlie: You know... I feel so bad! I haven't seen you this whole trip and especially last night...
Joey: Hey! Don't worry about it! It was fine! I ended up having the best time with Rachel! I just felt bad for you, stuck in that room, working on Ross's speech...
Charlie: Actually, it turned out to be a lot of fun!
Joey: Oh! Oh, well! At least we're both having fun!
Charlie: Yeah...
Charlie: ... is it weird that it's not with each other?
Joey: Yeah! A little bit, yeah...
Charlie: I think we need to talk...!
Joey: Yeah... I think we do... about what?
[Scene: the hotel game room. There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in]
Monica: C'mon guys, it'll be fun!
Phoebe: All right, all right... I'll play if we don't keep score!
Monica: But then how do we know who wins?
Phoebe: Nobody wins!
Monica: So, we're just four losers... SUPER!
Chandler: I'm not playing with you.
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm out.
Mike: I'll play ya!
Monica: OK!
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
Chandler: She gets crazy! This scar is from Pictionary!
Mike: I think I will be all right! You wanna volley a bit for a serve?
Monica: Sure! Got to!
Monica: Aww!
Mike: Oh, by the way... I'm awesome!!
Chandler: Oh dear God, there's two of them!
Mike: You're ready to play?
Monica: Hell, yeah!
Chandler: Did you know this about him?
Phoebe: No idea! I though he was soft like you!
Mike: Wanna make it more interesting?
Monica: How much were you thinking?
Mike: Ten bucks a game?
Monica: Make it fifty!
Mike: I'll make it a hundred!
Monica: One thousand...
Chandler: OK!
Mike: To see who goes first, you got a quarter?
Monica: No... Either of you girls got a quarter?
Chandler: Honey, try to focus the trash talk on him!
Phoebe: Monica, you call it.
Monica: Heads! No, Tails! He-he-heads!
Phoebe: Tails!
Monica: Ow, what are the chances!
Monica: Ha! My point!
Mike: Oh, no! I don't think so! You know, according to standard table tennis rules if at any time a player uses his non racket bearing hand to touch the playing surface he or she forfeits the point.
Phoebe: He was a lawyer!
(To be continued)