介绍： Season 9-9:The One With Rachel's Phone Number (Part 2)
[SCENE:Ross and Rachel's apartment. Three pizza crusts, two bottle caps and the plastic tripod are left in the otherwise empty pizza box. Mike is making hollow popping noises with his mouth. He begins to speak, but stops and pops his lips a few more times...

介绍： Season 9-9:The One With Rachel's Phone Number (Part 2)
[SCENE:Ross and Rachel's apartment. Three pizza crusts, two bottle caps and the plastic tripod are left in the otherwise empty pizza box. Mike is making hollow popping noises with his mouth. He begins to speak, but stops and pops his lips a few more times and takes a drink. Ross smiles as if he has thought of something to say, but then he stops and sinks back in a slump on the sofa.]
[SCENE:The bar. Two men are chatting with Rachel and Phoebe.]
Rachel: Oh my God. I can't believe you live in that building. My grandmother lives in that building. Ida Green? No sense of personal space? Kind of smells like chicken? Looks like a potato.
Bill: "Spuds" is your grandmother?
Rachel: That's my bubby!
Kevin: So, we're on our way to a couple of parties. Um.. . maybe we can get your numbers and give you guys a call if we find something fun.
Phoebe: Yeah.. . I'm sorry. We weren't really looking for anything to happen with you guys. I, I have a boyfriend.
Kevin: All right. It's no big- deal.
Bill: So, she has a boyfriend. What is your situation?
Rachel: Oh, well, it's complicated. I don't actually have a boyfriend. But um.. .
Bill: Then, can I have your number?
Rachel: I'm sorry, no.
Bill: Okay.
Rachel: Oh sure.
Phoebe: Oh my God, you're giving your real number.
Bill: Okay, thanks. I'll give you a call later tonight.
Rachel: Great.
Bill: Bye
Phoebe: Bye. Wow. So, that's great. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so ha-ppy together. What were you thinking?
Rachel: I don't know. He was cute, and he liked me. It was an impulse.
Phoebe: What about Ross? What about your moment? Don't you want to talk to Ross about it?
Rachel: No. No, because I know exactly how the conversation's gonna go. "Hey Ross, you know, I think we had a moment before. "
Rachel: "Yeah. " "Me too. "
Rachel: "Well, but I'm not sure I really want to do anything about it. "
Rachel: "Yeah. " "Me neither. "
Rachel: "Well, should we just continue to live together and not really tell each other how we're really feel-ing?"
Rachel: "Yeah. That works for me. "
Phoebe: Yeah, I see what you mean. By the way, nice Ross imitation.
Rachel: Oh, thanks.
Phoebe: But, your Rachel wasn't whiny enough.
Rachel: Wha.. . hey!
Phoebe: Better!
Rachel: Well, the point is, maybe I should just stop waiting around for moments with Ross, you know? I should just.. . move on with my life.
Phoebe: Really? You're moving on from Ross?
Rachel: I don't know. Do I have to decide right now?
Phoebe: Well, you kind of just did. That guy is going to call you tonight. Ross is going to pick up the phone and that's a pretty clear message.
Rachel: Oh God, Ross. Ross is going to pick up the phone. Oh, I have to get my number back. Oh my God. He's gone.
Phoebe: "Oh, I have to get my number back. Oh my God. He's gone." Dead on.
[SCENE:Ross and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Mike are sitting on the sofa. Ross is fidgeting with the cuff of his sweater while Mike blows his cheeks out. Ross blows a piece of fuzz from his fing-er. ]
Mike: Ya know, I'm going to take off.
Ross: So soon?
Mike: Well, yeah.
Ross: Okay. Well, thanks, ah, thanks for the beer.
Mike: Ah, you mean lager.
Ross: Ah yeah. Good times.
Mike: Oh.
Mike: Hello?
Phoebe: Hey, Mike, it's me. Listen, is um, is Ross near you?
Mike: Uh, no. I just left.
Phoebe: Well, you have to go back in.
Mike: Wha.. . ? Go back? To the "land where time stands still"?
Phoebe: I'm so sorry honey, but, okay, Rachel gave this guy her number and, um, she doesn't want Ross to answer the phone. So, you have to intercept all his calls.
Mike: I can't do that!
Phoebe: He says he can't do that.
Rachel: Oh give me , , , Hi, Mike? Hi. Listen. I know this is a lot to ask, but you know what? If you do this I.. . Phoebe will.. . do anything you want. Seriously, I'm talking- dirty stuff.
Phoebe: All right. Hello? Hi. I'm sorry about her, but she wasn't wrong about the dirty stuff.
Mike: All right. I'll do it. But really, how mu-ch dirtier can it get?
Phoebe:(knowingly chuckles) Oh, Mike. Bye.
Mike: Hey buddy.
Ross: Uh, hi.
Mike: Um, can I co-me back in?
Ross: Why?
Mike: I, I was just thinking about how mu-ch more we have to talk about.
Ross: But you left.
[SCENE:The hallway and stairs outside Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler enters from the stairs. Joey is sitting with a baseba-ll bat.]
Joey: Wow! That didn't take long. I thought you said Tulsa was, like a three hour flight.
Chandler: Well, you're forgetting about the time difference.
Monica: Chandler! You're home!
Chandler: That's right. You're husband's home. So, now the sex can stop.
Monica: What are you saying?
Chandler: Joey said that you're in here with another man.
Monica: There's no man in here. How dare you accuse me of that.
Joey: All right. All right. Then, maybe you won't mind if me and my friend take a look around, huh? Bwa-ah-ah!
Chandler: What is he doing?
Monica: I arranged some pillows on the bed to look like a guy.
Joey: Bedroom is clear, although you might need some new pillows.
Chandler: All right. Well, I'll check the guest room.
Joey: Why do I smell men's cologne?
Monica: I think that's you.
Joey: Oh yeah. I rubbed a magazine on m-yself earlier.
Chandler: There's no-body here Joe.
Joey: I guess not.
Monica: I can't believe you thought I was cheating. You own me an apology.
Joey: Yeah, right Monica. I'm so sorry.
Monica: Ah, it's an honest mistake. It could happen to anyone. All right, see ya.
Joey: Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. If you just got back from Tulsa, how did your suitcase beat you here?
Chandler: I climb down the fire escape and you can't put that in the closet?
[SCENE:Ross and Rachel's apartment. Mike is reading from a book.]
Mike: So, except for the fermentation process, beer and ale are basically the sa-me thing. Fascinating isn't it.
Ross: Maybe you should look up "fascinating. "
Mike: I'll get it. Hello? Ross's place. Mike speaking. It's for you.
Ross: I don't understand what just happened here.
[SCENE:Monica and Chandler's apartment " continuing action.]
Joey: What's going on?
Chandler: I'm sorry. I, I told you I was in Tulsa because I wanted to spend the night with Monica and I, I didn't know.. . I didn't think you'd understand.
Joey: What? You think I'm too dumb to understand that a husband needs to be with his wife? Huh? Do you think I'm like, "Duh. "
Monica: Joey?
Joey: Yeah?
Monica: I don't know what to say. We shouldn't have lied to you.
Chandler: Yeah. I feel so bad. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
Joey: Yeah, you could go to the game with me, ah, even though I know you said you couldn't. But then you lied to me and tricked me and gave me a bump on the head.
Chandler: I'm sorry. That's the one thing I can't do. I promised I'd be with Monica.
Joey: All right.
Monica: You can go.
Chandler: What?
Monica: You should go to the game. It's okay. I want you to.
Chandler: Really? You're gonna be okay?
Monica: Yeah, I'll be fine. You know, maybe I'll stay here and practice the art of seduction.
Chandler: You're gonna put on sweats and clean, aren't you?
Monica: It's gonna be so hot!
Chandler: Okay, bye.
Monica: Have fun.
Joey: Thanks. Here's your ticket.
Chandler: Hey, listen. I'm never going to lie to you again, okay? And I want you to know that no-body thinks you're stupid.
Joey: Thanks man.
Joey: Where are you going?
Chandler: Game's tomorrow night Joe.
[SCENE:Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Phoebe enter.]
Rachel: Hi.
Ross: Oh God.
Rachel: Oh.. .
Mike: I'm so glad you're back.
Phoebe: Oh.
Rachel: Wow. So, what did you guys do?
Ross: Oh, you know.. . we just drank some beer and Mike played with the boundaries of normal social conduct.
Mike: It's true. I did.
Phoebe: Well, good bye.
Rachel: That was fun Pheebs.
Phoebe: I know. That was fun.
Rachel: See you guys.
Ross: Rachel, lock the door. Lock the door, seriously.
Rachel: Oh shoot. I forgot to pay Phoebe for the drinks. Wait, wait. Sorry. Did he call? Did that guy call?
Mike: No. Just his mom.
Rachel: Oh, around 8:30?
Mike: Yeah.
Rachel: Then, again at 9:00?
Mike: uh-huh.
Rachel: Yeah.
Ross: Hello. Ah, no, she's not here right now. Can I take a message? Bill from the bar? Okay, "Bill from the bar. " I'll make sure she gets your number.
Rachel: Aaah.
Ross: So, ah.. . So, how was it? Uh, did you guys.. . Did you guys have a good time?
Rachel: Oh, it was so mu-ch fun. It felt so good to be out.
Ross: Uh, Rach.
Rachel: Yeah?
Ross: Never mind.
[SCENE:Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike are on the sofa. Ross enters.]
Ross: Hey you guys.
Mike: Hey.
Phoebe: Hey. I'll be right back. I've got to go to the bathroom.
Mike: Stout. That's a kind of beer.
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