介绍： Season 9-6:The One With The Male Nanny (Part 1)
[Scene:Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa. He's fast asleep when the telephone rings.]
Chandler: Hello? Hello?
Monica: I LOVE MY NEW JOB!
Chandler: Honey, you're screaming.
Monica: YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM! I just had the best first d-ay ever! The kitchen: twice as big...

介绍： Season 9-6:The One With The Male Nanny (Part 1)
[Scene:Chandler's hotel room in Tulsa. He's fast asleep when the telephone rings.]
Chandler: Hello? Hello?
Monica: I LOVE MY NEW JOB!
Chandler: Honey, you're screaming.
Monica: YOU BET YOUR ASS I AM! I just had the best first d-ay ever! The kitchen: twice as big as Allessandro's.
Chandler: Oh, that's great.
Monica: Yeah, a-a-and clean. Not just health department clean... Monica clean.
Chandler: Awesome.
Monica: Oh, and the people are so nice. There's this one guy, Geoffrey, he's the Maitre D., Chandler, you will love him. He is without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met.
[Scene:Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee.]
Mike: This is nice.
Phoebe: I know!
Mike: You need both hands for that?
Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. Well, how's this?
Joey: Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious?
Phoebe: Uh~you know…
Joey: Have you not talked about it yet? Am I making you uncomfortable? If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh
Phoebe: I'm sorry... I'm sorry. It's obviously way too early for us to be... having that conversation.
Mike: Is it?
Phoebe: Maybe not, is it?
Mike: Okay, when I got divorced, I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time... Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you... and... this may be crazy soon, but... I want you to have this... No, not... that's gum. Ooh, five bucks... I love it when that happens, you know... Think no note's there...
Phoebe: I know Mike, why don't you keep digging?
Mike: Oh, sorry.
Phoebe: Oh, it's a key. To be honest, I think I'd prefer the five dollars.
Mike: It's to my apartment.
Phoebe: Oh wow, ooh! Ooh, big step for Phoebe and Mike.
Mike: Yeah, look, and I don't want you to feel like you have to give me your key just because...
Phoebe: Oh no, I want to.
Mike: Oh, thank God.
Phoebe: Yeah... ooh... wow... Even started to think I'd never meet someone that, you know, I wanted to... do this with. Here you go.
Mike: Is this cool, huh?
Phoebe: It really is.
Joey: Oh, I know it... It is amazing these little things open doors... huh!
[Scene:Ross and Rachel's apartment. Both of them sitting on the couch, interviewing a nanny candidate.]
Rachel: So I don't go back to work for another four weeks, but we would like our nanny to start right away, so that Emma could get a chance to know her.
Nanny Candidate: I think that's really smart. The easier we can make the transition for her, the bet-ter.
Rachel: That's great, great. So do you have any questions for us?
Nanny Candidate: Not really.
Rachel: All right. Well thank you so mu-ch for coming... Ross: Thank you.
Rachel: Really nice to meet you... and we'll call you.
Nanny Candidate: Oh, you know, wait. I do have one question. Do you guys do random drug testing?
Ross: Boy, we uhm... hadn't really thought of that.
Nanny Candidate: That's cool. But... but if you do, I'm gonna need three d-ays notice.
Rachel: Okidoki! Wow! We're never gonna find a nanny.
Ross: Oh, come on Rach, we will. I promise. We have more interviews.And worse comes to worse, we can always reconsider the uhm... the first one we met with.
Rachel: What, the blonde with no bra?
Ross: She was blonde? Just a sec.! Okay, okay. This one's name is Sandy. She's got a degree in early childhood education, uhm... she worked for her last family for three years.
Rachel: Okay...
Sandy: Hi... I'm Sandy.
Ross: And she's a little mannish...
[Scene:Phoebe's apartment. There's a knock on the door, and Phoebe opens it.]
Phoebe: Oh my God! David!
David: Hi! I-i-is this a bad time?
Phoebe: No! It's a great time, come in...! WOW, hi... Oh my gosh! What are you doing here? Are you back from Minsk?
David: Well, just for a couple of d-ays, uhm... I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their mo-ney and uhm... accomplished uhm... nothing.
Phoebe: Who cares, it got you here.
David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.
Phoebe: Wow. Where is your luggage?
David: Damn it!
Phoebe: A-All right, well... I'll call the cab company.
David: Wa... wa... wait! We can... call them later. Can you just... just stand there f-f-for a moment? Boy! There's an old Russian expression, uhm... it goes: Schto ya ztez vigul... ui! Roughly translated that means uhm... This thing that I'm looking at: wow!
Phoebe: Thank you! God, no! You should see me when... Oh actually, no, I look pretty good.
David: Are... are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and you start thinking about: Come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beau-tiful, but... well, you are. Well, so, uhm... are you seeing... anyone?
Phoebe: No...
[Scene:Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica sits on the couch and Phoebe is pacing up and down the room.]
Phoebe: I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
Monica: Maybe he didn't give you a chance.
Phoebe: He said: Are you seeing someone? And I said no...
Monica: Oh, well... That had been your window.
Phoebe: Yeah! I mean, I don't know. I was just , I was looking, I was looking in his e-yes and I was just thinking: Oh my God! It's David. David's here. He's just, he's so irresistible.
Monica: Really? The scientist guy?
Phoebe: Really? Chandler?
Monica: Continue...
Phoebe: Oh.Okay, then it gets worse, 'cause then I told him that I would see him tomorrow night.
Monica: Phoebe!
Phoebe: I know!Evil! And... and... and... I like Mike so mu-ch, you know. It's just going really well. Oh my God!
Monica: Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up on the sa-me d-ay that you and Mike exchange keys?
Phoebe: Uhuh... Yeah...!, you know. And given my life long search for irony, you can imagine how happy I am.
Monica: What are you gonna do?
Phoebe: I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...
Monica: You have to tell David!
Phoebe: Okay, I knew I should have had this conversation with Joey.
[Scene:The hallway between the two apartments. Chandler comes home.]
Chandler: Funniest guy she's ever met! I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... Save it for inside!
Monica: Heeeeeey!
Chandler: Hey!
Phoebe: Hey!
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. And what's with Oklahoma having a panhandle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
Monica: Was your cabin pressurised?
Chandler: And don't get me started on the way that people from Tulsa talk.
Phoebe: Okay.
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken?See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?
Monica: No, it just remind me of something this guy did tod-ay at work. I told you about that funny guy, Geoffrey, right?
Chandler: Yeah, he came up...
Monica: Well, he did this bit... You probably had to be there, but it was Liza Minelli locked in our freezer, eating a raw chicken.
Chandler: Were you there?
Phoebe: No, but it sounds like it was fricken funny...
(To be continued)