介绍： Season 3-22:The One With The Screamer (Part 2)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold.]
Hold Voice: Please stay on the line. You're call is very important to us.
Monica: Pheebs, you've been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isn't healthy.
Phoebe: No, no, I'm fine, an...

介绍： Season 3-22:The One With The Screamer (Part 2)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold.]
Hold Voice: Please stay on the line. You're call is very important to us.
Monica: Pheebs, you've been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isn't healthy.
Phoebe: No, no, I'm fine, and y'know why? 'Cause of all the riboflavin.
Joey: Hey!
Monica: Hey! Didn't you have that outfit on last night?
Joey: Yeah! I stayed at Kate's, but ah, nothing happened. Hey, Pheebs, where were ya?
Phoebe: I'm so, so, so sorry, Joey. I definitely am gonna see you're play. I swear you're play is very important to us, thank you for your patience. You're play is the next play is the next play I'm gonna see.
Monica: Anyway, how did it go with Kate?
Joey: Oh, it was great! Yeah, I-I walked her home, and it was amazing how mu-ch we connected, y'know? Then ah, then she passed out, but then she woke up. Yeah? And we stayed up all night talking, and now we're like totally crazy about each other!
Monica: Joey, you had the night!
Joey: What?
Monica: When two people finally realise their feelings for each other, and-and they talk for hours, and they-they learn all about the other person!
Joey: You-you think?
Monica: Did you like learn about her family?
Joey: Two brothers, one died!
Monica: Yes!!
Joey: Yeah?!
Monica: Oh!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair.]
Gunther: This is from the woman at the bar.
Chandler: Oh-ho-ho-ho.
Gunther: Sorry. She thought you were somebody else.
Rachel: What time is it?
Monica: One.
Ross: One.
Chandler: 7:15. Watch doesn't work.
Rachel: Tommy's supposed to be here soon, we're going to lunch.
Ross: Look. Look, I wasn't going to say anything to you, but... All right, I don't think you should be seeing Tommy anymore.
Rachel: You don't?!
Ross: No! The guy is mean. I mean really mean. I think you should stay away from him.
Rachel: Umm, or, maybe, I should stay away from all men.
Ross: No, it's not just 'cause I'm jealous. I mean I'm not, I'm not, I'm not jealous, okay? It's... Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.
Chandler: Yeah, and at the end of the play, he, he got up y'know, and he just started like, banging his hands together!
Ross: Okay, fine, fine. You don't want to believe me? No, that's fine.
Monica: We're kidding!
Chandler: Ross, don't. Ross!
Monica:Ross!
Ross: You don't want to believe me, I'm Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny...
Tommy: Whoa!!
Ross: Whoa, sorry Tommy.
Tommy: What's in the cup, Ross?
Ross: Umm...
Tommy:What is in the cup?!
Ross: Okay, it's coffee.
Tommy: Ice coffee? Tell me it's ice coffee!
Ross: It's-it's hot...
Tommy: Hot coffee!!! You idiot!! You were gonna spill hot coffee all over me, huh?!! What are you just some big, dumb, stupid, doofy idiot, with a doofy idiot hairdo, huh?! Huh?!
Rachel: What's your favourite thing about summertime?
Monica: Umm, going to the beach. When it stays light real late.
Rachel: Yeah...
Tommy: Hey!
Rachel: Tommyyyy! Say, what's your favourite thing about summer?
Tommy: Ooh, I don't know. Probably the smell of freshly cut grass.
Chandler: Ohh, that's a good one.
[Scene: Backstage at Joey's play, Joey is arriving, late.]
Joey: Sorry! Sorry, I'm late; sorry, I'm late! My duck and my chick and a fight, it-it was ugly.
Stage Manager: Look, we held the curtain for you buddy. Come on, let's go! Let's go!
Lauren: Vic! Where have you been, baby?!
Joey: Where's Kate?
Lauren: She got a job in L.A.
Joey: What?!
Lauren: I've been waiting up all night for ya. Where have you been? Where have you been? Vic?!
Joey: Oh, ahh, go to the window. I'm wanna run down to the truck and show you something.
Lauren: What do you got down there, Vic? What do you got under that tarp?
Joey: When is she leaving?
Lauren: Tonight. What are you doing?
Joey: I'm coming up!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Ross are in the kitchen, Rachel and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Phoebe is, you guessed it, still on hold.]
Tommy: Hey, mind if I use the phone?
Phoebe: Oh, I...
Chandler: Why don't you use ours across the hall, 'cause she...has...problems.
Ross: Oh-ho, whoa! Sorry, Tommy. I almost spilled this hot coffee on you.
Tommy: Yeah, but you didn't.
Ross: No, but it's-it's-it's hot!
Rachel: Ross, would you just stop it! It's getting really old.
Ross: I can't believe no one believes me!
Phoebe: I do, I believe you.
Ross: You do Pheebs?
Phoebe: Yeah. But I also believed her when she said I was next.
Tommy: Ooh, hey! Hey, there little fella. Mr. Fuzzy-Man, how are you doing? Aww. Eww! Oh! Eww! Gross! Idiot!! Stupid little, fuzzy, yellow creature!! Oh look at me, I'm so cute, I'm a little chick who's disgusting! God, you're so stupid, how are you not yet extinct!! Quack-quack, quack-quack!! What are you quacking about?! Dumb Donald Doo-Doo!!
Chandler: Step away from the duck.
Tommy: Ooh, sorry little Mr. Chic-A-Dee, sorry you went doody in my hand! Well, I guess we're not going out anymore. Whaa!!!
[Scene: Backstage at Joey's play, Joey is changing for the next Scene as Kate arrives, carrying her bags.]
Kate: Joey!
Joey: Hey!
Kate: I'm soo glad I caught you, I couldn't find you before.
Joey: Wh-wh-what's going on? Wh-what's this about L.A.?
Kate: They still want me for General Hospital.
Joey: But, but wh-what about us?
Kate: Last night was wonderful. But I-I can't stay here just for you.
Joey: Well, so, stay for the museums!
Kate: I'm sorry.
Stage Manager: Joey, onstage!
Joey: Well can you at least stay to the end of the play? I mean, I'll go to the airport with ya, I-I wanna say good bye.
Lauren: Where are you Vic?
Kate: Flight's in an hour. I-I gotta go.
Lauren: Vic! Vic! Vic!!!
Joey: In a minute!!
Lauren: So this is it? Victor?
Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick 'cause this is killing me. One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you. But, you've got things you have to do now, and so do I. And so... I'm gonna get on this spaceship, and I'm gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, you'll be long gone. But I won't have aged at all. So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, I'm gonna want to meet her.
Lauren: So long, Vic!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, except Joey, is there. Phoebe is, well you y'know.]
Monica: Phoebe, it's been two days.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know. Oh, good thing it's one of those 801 numbers. Right?
Ross: Phoebe, 800 is toll free, 801 is-is Utah.
Phoebe: No, no, no, oh no-no-no, it's has to be 800. 'Cause all those big companies have 800 numbers, every one. Yeah, every big Utah-based company has one.
Rachel: Phoe-be!!
Phoebe: Sorry, I'm so sorry, I will pay you back.
Chandler: And yet, she's still not hanging up the phone.
All: Hang it up! Hang up the phone!!
Phoebe: Fine! Fine! Oh-oh!
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Well, I think I broke it. But that's all right, here's the number you can call.
Monica: Oh.
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