介绍： Season 3-25:The One At The Beach (Part 1)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there. Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades.]
Chandler: So ah, your first sexual experience was with a woman?!
Bonnie: All right, I was 15, it was my best friend, Ruth, and we got drunk on that hard cider, and then ...

介绍： Season 3-25:The One At The Beach (Part 1)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there. Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades.]
Chandler: So ah, your first sexual experience was with a woman?!
Bonnie: All right, I was 15, it was my best friend, Ruth, and we got drunk on that hard cider, and then suddenly, I don't know, we were, we were making out.
Chandler: Tell it again.Seriously.
Rachel: I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
Joey: Yeah, sure. Well y'know, earlier she was talking about geography.
Monica: Joey, she was listing the countries she's done it in.
Joey: Well, I think we all learned something.
Phoebe: Hey, you guys! Look what I found! Look at this! That's my Mom's writing! Look.
Chandler: Me and Frank and Phoebe, Graduation 1965.
Phoebe: Y'know what that means?
Joey: That you're actually 50?
Phoebe: No-no, that's not, that's not me Phoebe, that's her pal Phoebe. According to her high school yearbook, they were like B.F.F. Best Friends Forever.
All: Oh!
Rachel: That is so cool.
Phoebe: I know! So this woman probably could like have all kinds of stories about my parents, and she might even know like where my Dad is. So I looked her up, and she lives out by the beach. So maybe this weekend we could go to the beach?
All: Yeah! Yeah, we can!
Bonnie: Shoot! I can't go, I have to work!
Ross: That's too bad.
Rachel: Ohh, big, fat bummerrr.
Phoebe: So great! Okay! Tomorrow we're gonna drive out to Montauk.
Joey: Hey, Bonnie had sex there!
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab.]
Monica: Would you look at them. Am I ever gonna find a boyfriend again? I gonna die an old maid.
Chandler: You're not gonna die an old maid, maybe an old spinster cook.
Monica:Thanks!
Chandler: Hey now besides, if worst comes to worst, I'll be your boyfriend.
Monica: Yeah right.
Chandler: Why is that so funny?
Monica: You made a joke right? So I laughed.
Chandler: Ha-ha-ha. A little to hard. What am I not ah, boyfriend material?
Monica: Well, no. You're Chandler. Y'know, Chandler!
Chandler: Okay, so we've established my name, and hit me. But theoretically y'know, I mean say we weren't friends, say it's a blind date. I show up at your door, and I'm like “Hey, nice to meet, ya. Hey, oh-hey.”
Monica: Well I'd probably be scared of a guy using a fake voice.
Joey: Hey!
Monica: Oh, hey! Oh good, you brought food!
Joey: No, it's just my luggage.
Chandler, Monica, and Joey: Hey!!
Joey: Woo-hoo! All right! Yeah!
Phoebe: Oh, I am having the best karma this week. First, I find this woman who knew my parents, and then my client with the fuzzy back gives me his beach house.
Ross: Yeah? What about ah, that bike messenger you hit?
Phoebe: Oh, I wasn't talking about his karma.
Rachel: Hey!
Chandler: Hey!
Joey: Hey-hey, check out the hat!
Chandler: What a minute, I know that hat! I was taken aboard that hat! They did experiments on me! I can't have children!!
Monica: Seriously, where did you get the hat?
Rachel: Ross gave it to me.
Ross: Yeah, I think she looks good.
Rachel: Ohh, thank you.
Chandler: Buy it for ya, or win it for ya?
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
Phoebe: And this time, they've ganged up to form one giant, super hat.
[Scene: At the Beach, it's raining cats and dogs as the gang arrives. Chandler and Monica are taking shelter under Rachel's hat.]
Ross: Go, go, go!
Rachel: Oh yeah, now everybody wants to be under this hat!
Phoebe: Oy!!
Monica: What's with all this sand?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, Bob said there might be flood damage.
Ross: Yeah, either that, or he has a really big cat.
[Scene: Phoebe Sr. house, she is a real estate agent and is trying to sell a house over the phone. By the way, it's still raining outside.]
Phoebe Sr: Well, yes, it's kind've an unusual house. It has umm, three beautiful bedrooms and ah, no baths. But y'know, the ocean is right there.
Phoebe: Knock, knock, knock.
Phoebe Sr: Ah, oh, hang on a second. Come in, come in. All right, so think about it, and call me back.
Phoebe: Are you ah, Phoebe Abott?
Phoebe Sr: Ahh, yes.
Phoebe: Hi Phoebe Abott, I'm your best friends daughter!
Phoebe Sr: You're Erwin's daughter?!
Phoebe: No, I-I mean your-your old best friend, here. Lily, from high school. Remember?
Phoebe Sr: Oh gosh, Lily, yes. Of course I remember Lily. I... Then you must be?
Phoebe: Phoebe. Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. She named me after you I guess.
Phoebe Sr: Uh-huh. Wow! Well, look! There's Frank.
Phoebe: Yes!! Yes! Yes! Yes!! That's my Dad, that's Frank! Yeah! I'm sorry I'm getting all flingy.
Phoebe Sr: Take it easy--if you want, there's cookies on the counter, or, or--sangria!I can make sangria!
Phoebe: No-no, sorry. Cookies are good, thanks.
Phoebe Sr: Oh.
Phoebe: Well, so, umm, anyway umm, I've been, I've been looking for my Father, and umm, have you heard from him, or seen him?
Phoebe Sr: Oh no, I-I'm sorry, I guess we lost track of everybody after high school.
Phoebe: Oh, okay. Well, so tell me everything about my parents. Everything.
Phoebe Sr: Ohh, well. Y'know we were always together, in fact the had a nickname for the three of us.
Phoebe: Oh, what? What was it?
Phoebe Sr: The three losers. Oh, poor Lily. Ohh, y'know I-I heard about what happened, that must have been just terrible for you, losing your mother that way.
Phoebe: Yeah, no, it was great.
[Scene: The beach house, it's still raining. Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monica's nails, and they're all drinking margaritas, obviously bored.]
Joey: Hey, y'know what a really good rainy day game is?
Monica: What?!
Joey: I mean naked game. Strip poker, we should totally play strip poker.
All: No, no!
Monica: What are you crazy?!
Joey: Come on! When you go away, you-you have to play, it's like a law!
Rachel: Allll done!
Monica: Aww, thank you.
Rachel: Okay, who's next?!
Ross: No-o-o!No way!
Rachel: Come on, please?! I'm boredddd! You let me do it once before.
Ross: Yeah well, if ah, if that's the rule this weekend... No!
Rachel: Yes!
Ross: Get away!
Rachel: Just once!
Ross: Stay away!
Rachel: Take it like a man, Ross!
Ross: No! No!
Rachel: Oh, come on!
Chandler: Big bullies!!
Ross: Ow! Ow! Oh, no-no-no!
Phoebe: Oh, hey!
Chandler: Hey!
Ross: Hey!
Phoebe: Oh, so, how are we doing?
Chandler: Bored and bored!
Joey: Hey, you know what naked card game is never boring?
All: Noo!!
Monica: So what's Phoebe like?
Phoebe: I'm kind, caring, and sweet. What's Monica like?
Monica: Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see.
Phoebe: Ohh, I think she knows where my Dad is.
Joey: What?
Rachel: Really?!
Monica: Oh well, where is he?!
Phoebe: She was acting, she was pretending like she hasn't heard from him on years, but I found this picture on her fridge, and look! Isn't this what he would look like now?
Monica: Totally familiar.
Rachel: Oh, yeah.
The Guys: Yeah!
Monica: Well, why would she lie to you?
Phoebe: I don't know, but we're having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured, she's gonna tell me then. Y'know maybe she just wanted to give him time to, buy me presents, I don't know! So, you're all bored?
All: Ohh!!
Chandler: Yes!
Phoebe: All right, I'm gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it.
Joey: Okay, all right.
Phoebe: Okay.
Joey: Fan out! Fan out!
Phoebe: Okay. Ooh, y'know we could just do this.
Chandler: Okay, umm, we all have to play strip poker.
Joey: OH YES!!!!!
Monica: Strip Happy Days Game?
Joey: Yeah, well, I couldn't find any cards, so it was either this or Strip Bag Of Old Knitting Stuff.
Ross: Okay, Fonzy gives you two thumbs up, collect two cool points. Yeah.
Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasn't happened yet, but we're all very excited.
Ross: Okay, come on!Daddy needs a new pair of electromagnetic microscopes for the Prehistoric Forensics Department! Okay. Take Pinky Tuscadero up to Inspiration Point, collect three cool points!! Yeah! Which gives me five, and let's see who is gonna lose their clothes. Ummmm, I think I pick our strip poker sponsor Mr. Joey Tribianni.
The Girls: Woo-hooooo!!!!
Joey: All right, relax. It's just a shoe.
All: Wooooo!!!!
Rachel: Okay, your band is playing at Arnold's, collect three cool points. Which means, I have five, and that means I get Joey's boxers!
Joey: Fine. Gang up on me! I got you all right where I want you.
Phoebe: Come on, take 'em off!!
Joey: Actually, y'know it's kinda cold, so how about I keep my boxers on, and give you all a peek at the good stuff?
Rachel: All right, I'm gonna make more margaritas!
Ross: Whoa, hey! What are doing? Trying to get me drunk?
Rachel: I'm just making margaritas.
Ross: Okay.
Monica: I think I'll help her out. What is going on here?
Rachel: What?!
Monica: You painting his toenails?
Rachel: Oh, come on!
Monica: Chasing him all around the room?
Rachel: Monica, please?
Monica: He's totally flirting with you too.
Rachel: He is, isn't he? I don't know, I don't know, I mean maybe it's just being here at the beach together or, I don't know. But it's like something...
Bonnie: Hey!
Ross: Hey! Hi Bonnie!
Bonnie: Hi! My boss let me off early, so I took the train.
Ross: Oh.
Bonnie: What are you guys doing?!
Joey: We're playing Strip Happy Days Game!
Bonnie: Cool! I'll catch up!
(To be continued)