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5. No You Don’t Look Fat In That
你穿那件的话看起来很苗条啊

“Honey, do I look fat in this dress?” Alright, this is it. The question you’ve trained for and feared has finally left her mouth. This is such a delicate and tender question. Honestly, answering it i...

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5. No You Don’t Look Fat In That
你穿那件的话看起来很苗条啊

“Honey, do I look fat in this dress?” Alright, this is it. The question you’ve trained for and feared has finally left her mouth. This is such a delicate and tender question. Honestly, answering it is like dismantling a high tech bomb that’s only seconds away from exploding. There’s only one right answer, and you better say the right one if you value your life. In a way, this question is number one on the unofficial husband test. Out of all the lies men could tell their wives, women would most likely accept this one.
“亲爱的，我穿这件衣服看起来胖吗?”你看，总是这样的问题。你所害怕被问到的问题最终还是被她挂在了嘴边。这是一个微妙而又温柔的问题。老实说，回答它就像拆除一颗高科技炸弹，距离爆炸只有几秒钟的时间。只有一个正确的答案，如果你珍惜你的生命，你最好说“不胖”。在某种程度上，这个问题是非官方丈夫测试的第一个问题。男人的谎言中，女人最可能接受这一句。

4. I Love Your Cooking
我喜欢吃你做的饭

Not all lies that husbands tell their wives are said to get out of trouble, or get their wives to stop nagging them to do something, or even out of anger or malice. Sometimes, husbands tell these lies to spare feelings, or make her feel better. Lies aren’t meant to be for bad reasons all of the time anyway. After a long day at work for both of them, she still takes the time to help make sure they have something to eat for dinner. She tries her hardest to make something delicious, and even though he might not like it, it’s the thought and effort that counts.
并非所有的谎言都是为了摆脱麻烦，或者让妻子们停止唠叨他们，甚至也不是出于愤怒或恶意。有时候，丈夫说出这些谎言，是让她感觉更开心。谎言并非总是出于不好的原因。在他们俩工作了一整天之后，她仍然会花时间来做饭，尽自己最大的努力去做一些好吃的东西，尽管他可能不喜欢，但心意和努力才是最重要的。

3.I’m Sorry I Was In A Meeting
不好意思我刚才在开会（工作）

It was a warm summer afternoon and he and his co-workers decided to take an extended lunch break, and he opted to leave his phone behind in his office, wanting to enjoy lunch with his friends. When he gets back he notices his phone buzzing on the desk. Uh oh. Three missed calls from his wife AND several texts. He needed to think fast or she’ll definitely think he’s been ignoring her. A sudden and very important cell phone-ignoring meeting? Sure, that’ll definitely work.
这是一个温暖的夏日午后，他和他的同事们决定延长午休时间，他选择把手机留在办公室，想和朋友一起吃午餐。当他回来时，他注意到他的手机在桌子上嗡嗡作响。完了。三次没接到妻子的电话和几条短信。他需要快速思考，否则她肯定会认为他忽略了她。告诉她刚才有一个突然而又非常重要的会议?当然了,这种借口最有效。
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You Look Like You Lost Weight
你好像瘦了

Even though this is one of the most common lies husbands tell their wives — or any man in a relationship, really — it falls under the category of the “good” lies. (As good as a lie can get.) Although this statement may or may not be true, he knows that his wife has been working really hard on her diet — eating and cooking healthy, working out as much as she can, and overall making huge lifestyle changes. He knows it’ll give her the boost she needs right now. So he’ll throw in a, “You look like you lost weight, honey,” when she comes back from a long workout.
尽管这是最常见的谎言之一，丈夫们会如此告诉他们的妻子——或者任何一段关系中的男人会对女伴如此说——这也不再属于“好”谎话的范畴。虽然这个说法可能不正确，但他知道他的妻子一直在努力节食——饮食和烹饪都很健康，尽其所能地锻炼身体，并且总体上改变着生活方式。他知道这会给她一点激励。所以，当她从长时间的健身训练中回来时，他会说:“亲爱的，你看起来瘦了。”
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I Can’t, I’m Swamped At Work
哦不行，我今天工作太忙了

Out of all of the lies that men tell their wives, this one is a definite go-to for any husband (or any person really). One of the most popular lies, not to mention one that will work almost every single time it’s needed — work. The most perfect and easiest excuse in the book. Men will always use work as an excuse when they can. He’s used this excuse before to get out of shopping with her at the mall, meeting her and her mother somewhere, or even if he just needs some time to himself. Work is work and most people don’t argue it so he knows he can stretch this lie much farther than his own wife. So, after a phone call explaining everything, he gets off the hook with no problem.
在男人告诉女人的所有谎言中（女人对男人也同样如此），这是最受欢迎的谎言之一。教科书般的完美简单。男人总是以工作为借口。他以前用这个借口避免商场里和她一起出去购物，避免会见岳母大人，或者为了找到一些时间做自己的事情。工作就是工作，大多数人都认为好好干活总没错，所以他知道自己可以把这个谎言运用自如。所以，在一个电话解释了所有事情之后，男人们就没有什么可顾虑的了。
以上的谎言不要说你没有听过~

恋爱中的女生都会说什么样的谎言？
莫非是，我马上就到？

在恋爱的过程中，你还听过或者说过什么样的谎言呢，欢迎留言分享

今日跟读金句
There’s only one right answer, and you better say the right one if you value your life.
只有一个正确的答案，如果你珍惜你的生命，你最好说“不胖”。

Work is work and most people don’t argue it so he knows he can stretch this lie much farther than his own wife.
工作就是工作，大多数人都认为好好干活总没错，所以他知道自己可以把这个谎言运用自如。