介绍： 关于初恋，最好的一本英文小说，比电影来得更细水流长，更能打动人心。朗读者也很好地演绎了这段感情，值得去慢慢体会。

Chapter 05：Brawk-Brawk-Brawk!

Eggs scare me. Chickens, too.

And buddy, you can laugh at that all you want, but I'm being dead serious here.It started in the sixth grade with eggs. And a snake.A...

介绍： 关于初恋，最好的一本英文小说，比电影来得更细水流长，更能打动人心。朗读者也很好地演绎了这段感情，值得去慢慢体会。

Chapter 05：Brawk-Brawk-Brawk!

Eggs scare me. Chickens, too.

And buddy, you can laugh at that all you want, but I'm being dead serious here.It started in the sixth grade with eggs. And a snake.And the Baker brothers.The Baker brothers' names are Matt and Mike, but even now I can't tell you which one's which. You never see one without the other. And even though they're not twins, they do look and sound pretty much the same, and they're both in Lynetta's class, so maybe one of them got held back.

Although I can't exactly see a teacher voluntarily having either of those maniacs two years in a row.Regardless, Matt and Mike are the ones who taught me that snakes eat eggs. And when I say they eat eggs, I'm talking they eat them raw and shell-on whole.I probably would've gone my entire life without this little bit of reptilian trivia if it hadn't been for Lynetta. Lynetta had this major-league thing for Skyler Brown, who lives about three blocks down, and every chance she got, she went down there to hang out while he practiced the drums. Well,boom-boom-whap, what did I care, right? But then Skyler and Juli's brothers formed a band, which they named Mystery Pisser. When my mom heard about it, she completely wigged out.

“What kind of parents would allow their children to be in a band named Mystery Pisser? It's vile. It's disgusting!”

“That's the whole point, Mom,” Lynetta tried to explain.

“It doesn't mean anything. It's just to get a rise out of old people.”

“Are you calling me old, young lady? Because it's certainly getting a rise out of me!” Lynetta just shrugged, implying that my mom could draw her own conclusion.

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