介绍： Season 3-13:The One Where Monica and Richard Are Friends (Part 2)
[Scene: Monica's bedroom, she's in bed with Richard.]
Monica: So we can be friends who sleep together.
Richard: Absolutely, this will just be something we do, like racquetba-ll.
Monica: Sounds smart and healthy to me. So um, just out of curiosi...

介绍： Season 3-13:The One Where Monica and Richard Are Friends (Part 2)
[Scene: Monica's bedroom, she's in bed with Richard.]
Monica: So we can be friends who sleep together.
Richard: Absolutely, this will just be something we do, like racquetba-ll.
Monica: Sounds smart and healthy to me. So um, just out of curiosity, um, do you currently have any other racquetba-ll buddies?
Richard: Just your dad. Although that's actually racquetba-ll. You know I-I do have a blind date with my sister's neighbour next Tuesday.
Monica: Oh.
Richard: You want me to cancel it?
Monica: No! No!
Richard: Okay.
Monica: 'Cause if you do that means you'd be cancelling it for me, and we're just friends.
Richard: Exactly.
[Scene: Central Perk, Robert is picking up Phoebe for a date.]
Robert: Hey.
Phoebe: Hey. Ooh! Don't sit down!
Robert: You ready to go to the batting cage?
Phoebe: Yeah. And, first here's a gift.
Robert: Oh! Wow! Hey!
Chandler: Stretchy pants! Why, those are the greatest things in the world! If I were you I would wear them every day, every day!
Robert: Jeez, thank you really that is so nice. But um, to be honest, I don't think I can wear these, they're so tight, I feel like I'm on display. I'm sorry.
Phoebe: That's all right, that's well, I figured...
Robert: Hey!
Joey: Hey! How's it going?
Ross: Good.
Joey: Hey, Rach, how you doing with The Shining?
Rachel: Oh, Danny just went into room 217.
Joey: Oooh, the next part's the best, when that dead lady in the bathtub...
Rachel: Oh, no, meh-nah-nah-nah, come on you're gonna ruin it!
Joey: All right I'll talk in code. Remember when the kid sees those two blanks in the hallway?
Chandler: Hmmm, that's very cool.
Joey: Oh, all blank, and no blank, make's blank a blank blank. Oh no-no-no, no, the end when Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away. Aww!
Rachel: Joey! I can't believe you just did that!
Chandler: I can't believe she cracked your code!
Rachel: All right, okay, Laurie proposes to Jo, and she says no, even though she's still in love with him, and then he ends up marring Amy.
Joey: Hey! Mine was by accident! All right, the boiler explodes and destroys the hotel, and kills the dad.
Rachel: Eh. Beth dies.
Joey: Beth, Beth dies?
Rachel: Um-hmm.
Joey: Is that true? If I keep reading is Beth gonna die?
Chandler: No, Beth doesn't die, she doesn't die. Does she Rachel?
Rachel: What?!
Ross: Joey's asking if you've just ruined the first book he's ever loved that didn't star Jack Nicholson?
Rachel: No. She doesn't die.
Joey: Then why would you say that?!
Rachel: Because, I wanted to hurt you.
Robert: Oh, there they are! I-I dropped my keys.
Rachel: Oh my....
Robert: Got 'em.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters.]
Monica: Hi.
Rachel: Sorry. I'm sorry.
Monica: You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, in a grill fire.
Monica: What are you smiling at?
Rachel: I'm sorry, I was just thinking you're day could still pick up.
Monica: Yeah, right.
Richard: Hello.
Monica: I love this friend thing!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there.]
Phoebe: Listen, Robert's gonna be here any second so, will one of you just tell him?
Ross: Oh.
Phoebe: Please, right now, no, every time I see him it's like 'Is it on the lose?' 'Is it watching me?'
Chandler: We can't tell him, you can't go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff.
Ross: He's right, even if it's to say something complimentary.
Robert: Hey!
Phoebe: Hey.
Robert: So are ready for the gym? They've got this new rock climbing wall, we can spot each other.
Phoebe: No, I can spot you from here.
Robert: What?
Phoebe: Okay, listen Robert...
Ross: Hey, don't we have to...
Chandler: Yeah, we got, um-hmm.
Phoebe: Umm, I think you're really, really great...
Robert: Oh God! Here we go again. Why does this keep happening to me? Is it something I'm putting out there? Is this my fault? Or am I just nuts?
Phoebe: I-I-I-I-I don't know, I don't know what to say.
Gunther: Hey buddy, this is a family place, put the mouse back in the house.
[Scene: Richard's bedroom, Monica has covered it in rose pedals and candles. We hear Richard come in to the apartment, and Monica frantically throws the rest of the pedals on the bed, and jumps onto the bed and puts a rose in her mouth, and bites a thorn.]
Monica: Ow!
Richard: Really?! Well, it's just like everyone else's apartment. It's got rooms, walls, and ceilings.
Richard's Date: Well, I just wanted to see where you lived. Now, give me the tour.
Monica: Oh my God! Oh my God!
Richard: Ah well, this is the living room.
Richard's Date: Impressive.
Richard: All right. This is the kitchen.
Richard's Date: Oh, that's real pretty. Wait a minute, don't I get to see the bedroom?
Richard: The bedroom. Well it's pretty much your typical... bedroom.
Richard's Date: We're still on this side of the door.
Richard: Um-hmm.
Richard's Date: Yeah, but I didn't get to see it.
Richard: Oh shoot! Maybe next time. Thanks for a lovely evening.
Monica: So um, who was she?
Richard: Oh, that was the blind date that I told you about, she called and switched it to today.
Monica: Did you like her? And I'm just asking as a friend, because I am totally fine with this.
Richard: Well, you seem fine.
Monica: Okay, y'know what, I'm not fine, I'm not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom... Y'know what, what if we're friends who don't see other people?
Richard: You mean like exclusive friends?
Monica: Why not?! I mean this has been the most amazing week. Would it be so terrible? Even if we were friends who lived together. Or, maybe someday friends who stood up in front of their other friends, and vowed to be friends forever.
Richard: Wow. Y'know we're back where we were. Honey, I would love to do all that, but nothing's changed.
Monica: That's not true, you don't have a moustache.
Richard: Okay, okay, one thing's changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end.
Monica: Y'know what, I've got to walk out of here right now, 'cause getting over you is the hardest thing that I have ever had to do. I don't think I could do it again.
Richard: I know I couldn't. So....
Monica: How 'bout one last game of racquetba-ll?
Monica: Watch the thorns!
Richard: Ow!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering, and he's very dejected.]
Rachel: What?
Joey: Beth is really, really sick.
Rachel: Awwww.
Joey: Jo's there, but I don't think there's anything she could do.
Rachel: Joey?
Joey: Yeah.
Rachel: Do you want to put the book in the freezer?
Joey: Okay.
Rachel: Okay.
End